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is very funny. eg:
I remember seeing that film at the cinema.. :S
That was funny. The funniest part was the bit where the writer merely rote describes the events of the film in the order that they appear in the style of a hyperactive 13 year old.
That was really funny.
Yes, I often enjoy reading dry descriptions of what happens in films a decade after they came out. It's even better if the person writing them thinks they're providing hilarious insight.
You know what else I love? When people write like Lolcats.
GRUMPY CAT IS GRUMPT
it really IS the worst film ever
but on the other hand just about every criticism of it is valid.
or Buffalo Soldiers.
Buffalo Soldiers is a solid film.
Is that on the list? It should be
I'd rather watch this:
on a loop for a fortnight than sit through that flabby, more-USA-chantin'-true-grit-havin'-than-Hacksaw-Jim-Duggan, overstuffed, ill-thought out, tacky and repulsive piece of cinematic diarrhoea for another 2 hours of my life. Evil "filmmaking".
My step-brother had it on VHS, and would absolutely torture that tape. I must have sat through that film 20 times, at a minimum, between 1998 and 2001.
It goes without saying that Bay is a twat, but he must know how to play to an audience. He's made billions.
the greatest film ever made, isn't it?