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i have six minutes to decide
handy as its on ITV4
Kevin Sorbet becomes king for inexplicable reasons. He has bad hair but has a swordfight where the swords are ON FIRE.
Kull is a social liberal. He wears a shirt infrequently. Ed Tudor Pole is a one-eyed wizard plotting against his rule.
why is this not about Krull?
Kull has married a gingered Tia Carrere. They are having badly-acted sex. She is actually an orc or a zombie or something.
Kull is dead.
Kull isn't actually dead. He's being tortured by the gingered Tia Carrere anda two-eyed Ed Tudor Pole. He looks nonplussed.
Kull just got peed on by a camel.
- Theo 'Two Eyes' GB
he only had one eye at the start.
Kull is on the run. He has just met the guy who voiced Carl in that Simpsons where Homer gets hair and a promotion.
I fell asleep and missed the end.
MOAR PLEES - mystery science guntrip 3000...
I have to watch this
Wikipedia tells me it was meant to be a Conan movie but Arnie passed on it.
were made by italians in the 80s so the dialogue makes less sense and there's loads of exaggerated violence
please watch Starcrash at some point, you won't be disappointed