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Hi. I'm Mark. Thanks for visiting my website.
I'm looking for a true Goddess for life-long intimate relationship and awesome marriage. She is HIGHLY intelligent, VERY sexy, and DEEPLY spiritual.
Please accept my apology for the length of this message. There is really no way to condense it into a nutshell, so if it's too long for you, then we are not a match. I wish you the best of luck finding the relationship you want and deserve. I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship... someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!
In this message I state what I want, and I do it firmly, assertively, and quite seriously. But I am negotiable. If you are interested but have objections, please feel free to state your objections to me. Also, because my tone is so serious here, this website does not reveal my sense of humor. But if you get to know me, I will make you laugh and laugh and laugh! Seriously!
Table of Contents
1. My Global Vision
2. What Do I Mean by "Goddess"?
3. Extensive Qualifications for the Goddess I Seek
(Note: 100% is NOT required)
4. About Me
6. Surrender versus Control
7. Status of this Website as of November 1, 2009
8. My Soon-to-Be Released Book