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Ross Kemp On Gangs
Ross Kemp On Fire
Ross Kemp On Time
Ross Kemp On Believable
Ross Kemp on hemp
Ross Kemp on HRT
Ross Kemp on rollerskates
Ross Kemp on the blob
Ross Kemp on and ariston
Special edition Wifeswap.
Ex-Eastenders hardman Ross Kemp infiltrates a gang of Auditors, and finds out what really goes on during an external review of accounting practices.
Ross Kemp On Ketamine
Ross Kemp On The Loo
Ross Kemp Onka's Big Moka
Ross Kemp On Flower Arranging
Ross Kemp On A Rope, On A Rope, Got Me Hanging On A Rope
Ross Kemp travels to Ibiza for the party season.
Ross is in a bad mood. Luckily a camera crew are close at hand.
Ross proves his punctuality in an hour long show in which he has to complete tasks such as:
getting to work on time whilst there is a tube strike.
getting the last tube after 8 pints.
Ross sits on Dizzee for 2 hours and 32 minutes before being escorted out the building.
Ross Kemp does his bit for the war on cancer.
A Ross Kemp on's also a pretty good name for a boner, remarkable resemblance...
The ex-Eastender undertakes his most dangerous assignment yet: getting on the tube at Seven Sisters and then getting off at Brixton.
he was interviewing some gangsters in Nandos whilst we were having some food prior to going to see the arcade fire.
Ross Kemp's latest investigation into words that sounds like they noise they make produces an unexpected surprise in the jungles of Borneo when the ex-Ultimate Force actor discovers the rare Rosskemp Lizard, a lizard which has adapted to scare off predators by learning phrases like "I'll set Ross Kemp on you", "Ross Kemp's gonna batter you", and "You don't want to mess with me, I'm mates with Ross Kemp and he's HARD".
less than 24 hours after breaking up with news editor Rebekah Wade, hard-man Ross Kemp is photographed leaving a nightclub with two blonde students in tow. "Fair game, I was on a break" says Mr Kemp. Ten years of non-hilarity ensue.
ross's new sex education show.
Ross kemp gives academia a go.
It's Dr Jekyll and Ms Hyde 2 when Ross Kemp gets cursed by Hannah Montana and finds himself developing a pop star alter ego.
ROSS KEMP IS ON FIRE
prowler channel, 12.30am Saturday
Ross Kemp On The Dock Of The Bay
Ross Kemp On Loan To Port Vale
Hardman-for-hire Ross Kemp attempts to steal the Christmas Number One from Simon Cowell's pantomime-villain hands by recording a cover of the Rocket From The Crypt mid-90s hit.
All proceeds to HELP OUR BOYS FIGHT THE FUZZY WUZZIES IN HELMUND PROVINCE OR YOUR SUM KIND OF JIHAD-LOVING TERRORIST.
Kemp attempts to win a horse race against regular jockeys, despite his large frame and non-professional racing status.
His bald head is, however, considered a benefit in regards to being streamline.
In which Ross Kemp staggers from pub to pub, downing pints and singing Icarus Line songs.
In which Grant Mitchell clones himself and attacks Basra while reciting Latin prayer.
Where Ross Kemp goes to EXTREME lengths to stay on telly looking 'ard. Oh wait..