How come most of the bands I listen to aren't on here? I think someone's dropped a bollock
Well, if you're serious, you want to stop hanging about and put your fucking foot down. She won't be on the shelf forever, you know, and before too long some other fucker'll come along and start buttering her up. Then, before you know what's what, she's shacked up in a semi full of sticky-fingered sprogs all marking up the walls -- listen -- and a loft full of dresses she's too soft to leave out for the dustmen. And while she's skulking about testing out her arse in all the different mirrors in the house, right, her old man's got his hand in the daughter's best mate's drawers, desperate for his family to get wiped out so he can fart and fuck off back to Subbuteo.