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He's quite the catch. I think that I pretty much meet all of his requirements! YES.
"No gay men, no transsexuals, no female impersonators. Genuine women only should apply!"
'I don't smoke and I don't want my partner to smoke either, particularly in the house. A glass of an alcoholic drink now and then is OK but I don't drink heavily and I don't want a woman with a drink problem or a drugs habit.'
"I would though consider taking on a woman who would be bringing her children from a previous relationship with her to stay with us - so long as my woman is ready to conceive right away and is prepared to deliver my children to create our new family. My woman's daughters would be particularly welcome but I won't allow a woman's teenage or older sons to move in with me as I don't want to have to deal with testosterone-fuelled conflicts with rival young men in my own household."
I guess that's it - there's no one else left on the internet to make fun of.
This table describes my preferred maximum waists and the corresponding minimum hips dimensions in a woman. If a woman's hips are at least 1.25 times as big as her waist then fine.
For example, an ideal measurement for a woman might be if she had a waist of around 29 inches (74cm) and hips of around 39 inches (99cm) because 39 divided by 29 equals 1.34 which is easily bigger than 1.25.
inches cm inches cm
24 61 30 76
26 66 32.5 82
28 71 35 89
30 76 37.5 95
32 81 40 101
34 86 42.5 108
36 91 45 114
Breast sizes I am not so fussy about - small, medium or large - I like them all. Really the best thing ladies can do here is to email me a photograph or two so that I can see for myself.
Trying for children: I'd like to try for my first baby right away. So I'd advise my woman to be as sure as she can be that I'm right for her before she moves in. When my lady moves in, I'll be expecting to have sex with her with no contraception. At my age, I have no time to waste before getting my family started.
I am not adverse to introducing a bit of polygamy (polygyny) into my life, so if, say, sisters, women friends or bisexual women partners wanted to share me and for us all to live together as one happy family, then I'd be all for that. One woman at a time is enough to keep me happy but I'd also be happy to live with and take on more than one woman at a time, so long as I didn't have to share the women under my roof with any other man.