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which one is a worse stain on the universe?
dan brown is not
find out more in dan brown's next toilet rag
you've Lost it.
Admittedly Friday's show was, on the face of it, a bit shit and a cheap trick but his book's great and the rest of his shows have been pretty interesting on the whole. I still really hope there's some kind of further pay-off from Friday though, otherwise it is pretty disappointing.
I'm basically Derren Brown. Only cooler.
It's everyone else against you and 'manbearpig'.
Lighten the funk up.
Dan Brown plaguarised an idea that's been around for ages, threw some crosswords in and suddenly he's the saviour of literature
"Be good, or the forresters will put mush you up and make you into a Dan Brown book"
The Da Vinci Code has apparently sold 80m copies worldwide. Scary.
"Brown has stated that he has ideas for about 12 future books featuring Robert Langdon."
Robert Langdon Goes To Smuggler's Top
Robert Langdon Goes Off To Camp
Robert Langdon Goes Off In A Caravan
Robert, George, Julian, Timmy the Dog, and person of local ethnic origin based on the locale of this particular story are staying with Uncle Jack on his boat. They hear a loud bang!
Chapter 2: BANG!
Chapter 3: A hole has appeared in the hull of the boat. Timmy pisses himself, Julian falls over, George screams "I'm a girl, really!" and Robert Langdon marvels at the symbolic significance of the way the chocolate chips are arranged in his muffin.
Chapter 4: Person of local ethnic origin says, "Glugglug bubblebubble". They drown.