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his wife had to sit down in the carpark.
of identifying which fruit is the 'gentleman'.
He's got issues.
fuck you west yorkshire.
why oh why do i still live here???
a character assassination of ted kennedy. typical right-wing cowardice - attacking a man when he's dead
Leave the politics at the title, lad. This thread's all about kinky fruits.
FRUITS! FUCKING! LOL!
Someone I worked with was so bored of designing sweet wrappers that they photoshopped the word 'cunts' into the background clouds.
It was pretty bloody obvious too.
"Give me a break. This PC, 'know your rights' nonsense spouted by Labour is turning this country soft. What happened to GREAT Britain? How the world must laugh at what was once a great nation.
- Leah, Hastings, 27/8/2009 11:51"
:D So much
"Fruity: According to Mr Simpkins, the lime has a 'particularly lurid' expression on its face during its encounter with a lemon"
"Debauched: The lime enjoys a similarly smutty experience with a willing pair of cherries"