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just try reading that bio in the sidebar.
have to hand it to him, that's the first time i've evr seen that
We have one band in common: Therion. I knew downloading that album was a mistake...
say what you want about metal core but leave Fight my Brute out of this...
"Anyone with half a brain would understand that this game (Mybrute) is based on turning people into spambots linking to their site and generating ad income through traffic. And the players are not innocent themselves, since they know they have to spam their link anywhere they can to lure others into playing against their character."
imagine going to a festival with this guy
The bar is actually completely blank :D
I must be a retarded scene kid :(
"In addition to this, I will not believe in a God or gods unless there is concrete physical proof, THEN I will acknowledge they exist but still won't follow religion just because I'm a free thinker."
What a beautiful, unique snowflake he is xD
Can't get on last.fm at work!
Born from the ashes of argonianslave.
An unshackled and somewhat closedminded metalhead. Loves metal and classical music. New to airsoft and owns an Echo1 AK-47 RIS, a Cyma CM030 Glock18 AEP and a JG MP5A4. Also likes playing video games, especially Smash Brothers Brawl and various first person shooters (especially Doom and Doom 2). Not only does he play the game, but mods it as well..but Doom is not the only game Chris mods, he has modded a large number of games such as the Half-Life series, Unreal Tournament 2004, Command and Conquer series and a few others.
YOU WILL ONLY GET (mostly) OBSCURE ARTIST SCROBBLES FROM ME, LAST.FM/CBS!
Fuck Thrashmaggedon dot com!
*** THE FOLLOWING IS THE OPINION OF THE USER AND NOT THE METAL SCENE AS A WHOLE ***
Unlike some metalheads, I am not interested in Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, In Flames, DragonForce, Opeth or Children of Bodom. They are mostly weak, popular bands that I see in nearly every goddamn metal group's charts I am in and am sick of seeing them everywhere. Not all of above artists are weak the way Dragonforce or CoB is and like I said, I'm tired of seeing them everywhere on last.fm, wether it be on charts for groups or individuals.
I loathe this so-called alternative bullshit term people have been using for years, it's not alternative if you got some greedy RIAA label backing and funding your stupid ass(es)! Writing watered down music to appeal to the 'soft' ears doesn't help with popularity! Look at the way the former technical death metal band Cryptopsy is now, they are now some trendy, faggoty deathcore band and have gotten a lot of backlash from old fans with their latest album. Not to mention they got a lot of retarded scene kids listening to their new album because of the music change.
Another thing that bugs the shit out of me is musical trend following. Who the fuck thought of this kind of nonsense? Either you like the music or you don't! This is especially true to the thousands of losers on Myspace who listen to music ONLY because it's "The current trend" without any regard if they like or dislike it and later discard the trendy music like a Kleenex...it's just plain horrifying to see these cretins do this and not stick with one or several particular genres of music. First it was grunge in the 1990s, then came nu-metal in the mid-late 90s followed by metalcore in the early 2000s. Now it's deathcore, what stupid trend will follow this abomination? If you are a trend follower who mindlessly follows music "just to fit in with the cool crowd", you are a dumbass who cannot conform to your own music and sticking with it without treating it like a disposable diaper.
Same goes with trends in music fashion....emo hair and faggoty looking clothes from your sister's drawer doesn't look cool! Wear what you like to wear without following the weakling emo style.
I also do not like rap, country, techno/electronica, metalcore/deathcore, that bullshit modern emo rock or nu-metal, which isn't metal at all. I've not bothered with blues, jazz or classic rock since they don't seem to interest me at all.
Stop calling mainstream music alternative! Nothing is alternative when it's just watered down pop music made just to make money. That's why there are about a dozen or so rock/pop/hiphop/country/metalcore/pop punk bands on the market that sound about the same with little variation just so the fat cats on the top of the label and RIAA tree make the most money from....album sales off their backs! Stop supporting these jerks already, there are hundreds of lesser known artist that could use this support instead of the overplayed, overadvertised, commercialized, fat, greedy motherfuckers supported by one of "The Big 5" labels or affiliated with them.
Modern rap promotes violence and objectification of women. The biggest disgrace to hip-hop/rap is Soulja Boy....who thought of this shit and why is this stupid motherfucker is so popular? Two fucking gimmick songs (Crank That, no fuck you asshole!) isn't music and never will be. People who think of rubbish like this should have their face smashed against a concrete wall then crucified on it with rebars. Their fans are no better with the shouts I've been getting here as they deserve the same fate, maybe worse. Fuck you and your half-baked, poppy and useless 'music', Soulja Boy fanboy cretins!
The real, non-mainstream/underground or old-school (pre-gangsta) hip-hop is far superior to garbage like 50 Cent and Tupac. Get it through your heads you silly people, 50 Cent/Tupac/Lil Wayne aren't the saviors of rap, they're in it solely for the money like the vast majority of artists on RIAA labels are.
Nu-metal fails because mixing rap and metal does not work nicely without it coming out like crap. Some attempts like mid era Machine Head came out mediocre but not that much better than stuff Korn and Limp Bizkit have put out over the years. Korn has mentioned on numerous occasions they are not metal, so stop calling them that! Before you butcher your ears listening to said artists, please to some research first!
Modern -core sucks because they try too hard to be "br00tal" and fail miserably with the overuse of stupid breakdowns and usually simplified guitar riffs. I am referring more to the predominantly -core bands like Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu and Bullet For My Valentine and not the more metallic artists such as Shadows Fall and Mastodon. deathcore comes out as a horrendous mix of metalcore or hardcore with death metal in some feeble attempts to get the lame emo and scenester crowd to jump to the latest trend in music.
Anything featured on MTV because it's just a way to have the record companies make more money from sales, those greedy bastards! You know why, because the average artist on a major label probably sees less than 2% of the income from record sales, forcing them to tour and do other things to make a decent amount of money. Now only if more of these bands would follow Nine Inch Nails's example by making their own label independent of major labels or simply join his cause.
I do not follow trends, especially stupid ones like the modern "Emo" one. Face it, you all look the fucking same if you do that and listen to the same crap such as My Chemical Romance or Fall Out Boy. Another thing, what is with the -core or other useless artists covering metal songs when they don't sound like or are not metal at all? Stick to covering your own style of music and quit butchering well-known heavy metal songs with your style, please.
I don't buy music from Hot Topic, rarely do I ever purchase anything except for a shirt or two of non-shitty artists. All of my band related clothing comes from various places such as Hells Headbangers, Moribund Records and JSRDirect so far.
Personally, I think organized religion is for the weak minded and for those who cannot think for themselves, hence I do not follow any type of theist religions. I follow two things: Common sense and Thinking for yourself. It's not hard to do, really! No need to follow failth to show and tell me what I should do with my life. In addition to this, I will not believe in a God or gods unless there is concrete physical proof, THEN I will acknowledge they exist but still won't follow religion just because I'm a free thinker. Feel free to tell me about <insert religion here>, but please don't push it/preach and attempt to convert or persuade me..that I don't like. If I want to be a faith follower, I will do it on my own, thank you very much. Lastly, I will respect people who keep it cool like this and don't try the above on me. :)
On the topic of Islam, it really bothers me that those who take things to extremist (Al Qaeda) or hardliner levels (Think Wahhabism in Saudi Arabia) that think they are the better religion out there. They seem the same at most. I do not hate this religion, I only hate the hardliner wackos like King Abdullah of SA and the clerics who praise violence, anti-Semitism and anti-Americanism among those listening to them. These folks clearly make the rest of the followers of this religion get shitloads of flak and other negative press, especially those who are open to talk about things without getting down your throat on how great Allah is and X/everything else is wrong.
Don't bother arguing on why I dislike any of the above mentioned forms of music and keep your anti-metal rhetoric to yourself!
If you like what you like, that's fine with me but just don't trump it in my face like it's the best thing out there.
*** END OPINION ***
there's actually more
he is one of these people who plays competitive Smash Brothers Brawl. Knows theory and air-cancels and shit. Reads fanfiction where pikachu has sex with zero-suit samus.
I'm going to do so in T-14 seconds, if you're still up for it.
I'm not on Last.fm but this man makes me want to join.
"Unlike some metalheads, I am not interested in Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, In Flames, DragonForce, Opeth or Children of Bodom. They are mostly weak, popular bands that I see in nearly every goddamn metal group's charts I am in and am sick of seeing them everywhere. Not all of above artists are weak the way Dragonforce or CoB is and like I said, I'm tired of seeing them everywhere on last.fm, wether it be on charts for groups or individuals.
Another thing that bugs the shit out of me is musical trend following. Who the fuck thought of this kind of nonsense? Either you like the music or you don't!"
Black metal 14.4%
Doom metal 10.5%
Thrash metal 9.9%
Heavy metal 8.7%
Death metal 6.6%
NICE WORK CAPTAIN METAL
I really want to see the breakdown of 'Other = 37.8%'
Belle and Sebastien: 8.5%
Tilly and the Wall: 15.2%
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart: 13.1%
We have so much in common:
Music you have in common includes High on Fire, Sear Bliss, Limbonic Art, Sodom and Torche.
Someone who can get on Last.fm post a link to this thread in his shoutbox!
Then he'll read all this, get incensed, sign up and call us all indie fags. It'll be great!
Someone, do this now.
Maybe he's asleep.
C'mon dude. Wake up. Tell me what a pussy I am.
Yet he thinks he understands music better than anyone else. What a douche.
"Modern rap promotes violence and objectification of women." - clearly he's deep into Hip-hop and aware of every artist he hasn't heard on the radio in his mum's car.
I like that Bach and Mozart are is two token gestures towards 'Classical Music'. He probably only has those on in the background while he's wanking to facebook pictures of girls he'll never have a chance with because he's such an obtuse, arrogant little pretentious turd.
Sending friend request.
But I think it's time to make some sweeping generalisations about it.
I heard metal promotes cockfighting, the eating of undercooked pork sausages, and the wilful transmission of diphtheria. The diphtheria passion is due to this being Greek for 'pair of leather scrolls' - metal lovers only read leather scrolls, or Kerrang magazine. A limited-edition copy of 1999's Kerrang awards special was printed on leather scrolls, and saw queues at newsagents in provincial towns stretching almost to the shop doorway.
"I am entertaining myself by imagining you reciting your 'About Me' while wearing a cape and standing next to a giant fan. Oh, and there's a red stage light at your feet that shines up into your face so that you look more brutalcore. And the soundtrack is a sweaty man in a bandana practising scale runs. It's wild, wild stuff."
Your musical compatibility with ShadesOfIce is Low
Music you have in common includes Kyuss, Torche, Electric Wizard, Amon Amarth and HammerFall.
forgiveable if he's like 14, but he's 27 ffs! christ
I don't know what to say to that except I switched off after the first paragraph/essay
"Music you have in common includes Kyuss, Orange Goblin, Morbid Angel, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Acid King."
But I <3 him
what with rental prices AND the rise of online gaming.
Your musical compatibility with ShadesOfIce is Very Low
Music you have in common includes Kyuss and Antonio Vivaldi.
Hes in this group!...dudes a furry! FURRY!
to get sexual kicks. they meet up and rub against each other and stuff and draw pictures of foxes with big cocks. they think that they're actually part animal and everyone is oppressing them for taking the piss of their big fox suits. they're almost as bad as juggaloes.
Music you have in common includes Torche, Electric Wizard, High on Fire, Bolt Thrower and Amon Amarth.
METAL MILITIA FUCK YEAH
zomg he's political too
Downloading music is not a crime. The bigger crime is supporting major labels and…, Fuck Obama, Anti-Multiculture, Anti-Censorship, Anti-MTV, Group Owners, Metal Against Islamism, Anti Emo Death Squad
People who are always searching for unknown non-mainstream bands, Metalheads against the over-scrobbling of mainstream metal, Anti-Communism, Anti Religion, The Antichristian Phenomenon
rage against the mainstream
he has replyed on his page
I'm pretty sure no one's so much as thought about those bands for like five years, no?
'UUUH UUUUH, My mates made me, I've deleted it now! ACCEPT ME'
*Adopts Brent Pose*
but I can't say I disagree with anything there.
Music you have in common includes Amon Amarth, Korpiklaani, Immortal, Bathory and Moonsorrow.
trolling isn't funny when the target can see what is going on. ffs.
it hardly makes much difference either way. the intention was that he'd read the thread, sign in and start posting here but alas, it didn't work. i think he knows he's being trolled whether there's a link or not.
I'd like to know if a thread like this was made about me, wanna see what he says!