Boards
applying to work on a boat
so i'm trying to write a c.v. for a job as a gift shop worker on the royal yacht britannia.
should i forget that it's on a boat and just apply as if it were any other shop
or should i make my C.V. more nautical themed?
it means you'd be working in leith
tell them that you're good at dodging junkies and dog shit.
SAVE LEITH
no thanks
never thought i'd be on a boat
muthafucka
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