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There once was a planet of really cool beings, but they had one strange habit: they all chewed on blue sticks which made their breath smell. The sticks tasted disgusting but nobody admitted they didn't like them. Worse still, the sticks were poisonous and caused terrible damage to their bodies, but despite all this no body said anything until one of them, who was trying it for the first time said 'THIS TASTES BOGGIN'!'.