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can i have a bubble for my spirit level?
oe a left handed screwdriver
Apparently this one was used frequently at the steel works my grandpa worked at, until some smart-arse apprentice quipped back with 'I tell you what, I'll carry the bucket there and back, and you can collect the steam.'
Don't forget if you eat yeast and polish you always rise and shine!!
I WORE MY TORTOISE-SHELL SHOES TODAY,IT TOOK ME HALF AN HOUR TO WALK FROM THE FRONT DOOR TO MY CAR
We've just heard that 10 thousand blankets have been stolen from a warehouse in the East End of London.Police think it's an undercover job
to stop a head cold going to your chest,tie a knot in your neck