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directed by Michael Bay
starring Jason Statham
he didn't manage to film.
It's basically about an arrogant young artist who travels to Rome in the 1700's, gets employed to paint a massive ceiling painting depicting the gods, then decides to see if he can fool everybody by forging great lost artworks. Some of his enemies find about this and kill him, placing his corpse on his painted ceiling so discreetly that noone can see him. Only when the worms start falling from the ceiling do people realise...
now this would be brilliant.
needs more dinosaurs and incomprehensible action sequences
Also, what sort of dinosaur will your hero ride?
It's Michael bay. Must be a meteor.
Only problem is how to make a triceratops EXPLODE IN SLOW MOTION.
(I don't think Triceratops did this, but you can change the dinosaur), Statham's beloved steed ingests it. He figures this out all too late and can save only himself.
Then he acquires a badass Parasaurolophus as his replacement transportation.
its great but it needs a internet virus