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gonna feed it poison or stand on it or something
i think i woke the neighbours
release it outside.
might as well make use of all the reasources in the kitchen, as my dad once taught me
I helped him corner it in the pantry and watched him beat it with a baseball bat. Blood was pissing up the walls \m/
when i wake up
i expect 100 replies regarding how to brutally destroy a rat
BRING ON THE WALL!!!
Beat on the (b)rat.
that you've made a cake and it's sitting in the back of the cupboard
rather, how will you even get near enough to stand on it???
seranade it with songs on several homemade instuments
or get one of those little machines that makes high pitched noises and gets them to move house
- it worked when I had squirrels in the roof
ALL THE TIME
GOD BLESS YOUR HEART
VENGEANCE IS MINE
KISS ME LIKE YOU MEAN GOODBYE
SAID THE ATBAY TO THE RATTTT