i always, ALWAYS sign emails off with my full first name. i think this is/should be sufficient to illustrate how i wish people to refer to me. right?

so why, oh why, do people just seem to have some kind of block on ACTUALLY USING MY FULL NAME? why do they all abbreviate it? no matter how many times i reply to thing, signing emails with my full name? WHY MUST THEY ANGER ME?

WHAT ANGERS YOU TODAY?