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Finally a title of a thread that delivers what it promises!
on a semi-related note, I was alerted to this yesterday (dunno if it's old news or not)
Jane Austen is the author of Sense and Sensibility, Persuasion, Mansfield Park, and other masterpieces of English literature.
Seth Grahame-Smith is the author of How to Survive a Horror Movie and The Big Book of Porn. He lives in Los Angeles.
basically just a feature-length version of that old sketch where the Terminator gets his dates wrong and time-travels back to an Edwardian country house?
Could be alright, anyway.
In fact I couldn't remember for sure what it was taking the piss out of. Was that one on the Fast Show?
Thirded. And it was the Fast Show.
sounds ace! I'm also looking forward to Gnomeo and Juliet.
And it is not of the human persuasion
have you got the time to bow?
CIA got you pushing too many quills?
Do you have the inclination to dodge, my liege?
You were once a man I held in confidence
DOUBLE THYME IT!
Darcy: A moment please, Dutch, I'm going after Mac.
Dutch: That's not typical behaviour of yours, Darcy.
Darcy: Well, kind sir, it seems these moments spent in company such as yours has given me some kind of malformed education, now gather thyne folks and hastily seek thy exit.
Dutch: Darcy, you insufferable clot, your defeat is sadly inevitable.
Darcy: Maybe I can get even.
[Dillon walks away]
[Dutch throws a blundberbus to Darcy. They look at each other, knowing this is probably goodbye]
Darcy: Just keep the tether on that steed.
"Rocket isn't averse to adding its own spin to iconic titles: it also has the animated Shakespeare spoof Gnomeo and Juliet in the works, featuring the voice of James McAvoy as a lovelorn pixie."
can we have a thread of puns along these lines please? thanks.
Give me Alien on the Floss any day of the week.