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i am a horrible person.
if i should die, tell my wife, "hello".
Zapp Brannigan: Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.
Leela: I never loved you.
Zapp Brannigan: I meant /physically/. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?
Leela: You wouldn't know how to do any of those.
Zapp Brannigan: Kif might!
that its mainly kifs fault that this happened
i'd quite like to watch it again.
its the best one.
"i have no strong views, either way"
Brannigan Begin Again
is that my gut says "maybe."
hey meths that beige quote if brilliant! Love futurama.
"Oh, I think we should just stay friends"
times a million
Professor Farnsworth: "Well then, good news: it's also a suppository."
Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates... PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
Richard Nixon's Head: Hello Morbo, how's the family?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
Richard Nixon's Head: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.