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It's my first
i'm secretly human
what do you do at uni?
that's modern european - which i really enjoy
ancient greek - which is fun but it's too dry for my taste
and history of art - http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalm_statue.jpg
someone posted 'well this is awkward...'
to which someone corrected to
well this is SPARTA*
Tony Blair (remember him) and Alan Hansen. The only weapons they could use are baguettes, bloomers, barmcakes and other bready items whose names start with the letter B. Sort of like a Celebrity BreadDeathMatch.
not just in the face but in the body as well. tony has a stress and probably doesn't eat much...
hansen would hit him with a baguette and tony would just probably die from bemusement
i'm a bag of pasta that bursts and goes everywhere. all over the hob, on the floor - god damn it. now one is starting to burn in the gas, ARGH
I just noticed that my missing posts were returned.......
Anyway which is your favourite epsiode of Star Wars, Back To The Future, and The Karate Kid?
it's attack of the clones - that was terrible.
never seen karate kid.
back to the future is consistently WKD
Where did you sleep last night
Why does the relevant ad on the side advertise gays
i never collected them, because i a lamewad in primary school.
my favourites are based entirely on their catchphrases
or the noise charazard made - charlie! charlie! or something
also it's because i've been studying pederasty
why are you so sexy
is the holy water
it is isnt it
ahh it burns
so it's not holy water
i think it's because i look like prof-kitch
well that's just great
what's your favourite type of ice cream?
favourite nmh song?
top 5 films?
that is gay
i don't like NMH much... i guess holland 1945 is ok
1. The Third Man
2. Rookie of The Year
... argh, gash, i can't think right now. what a bad time for such a thread.
isn't out yet!
i guess that's why i don't have any food in my cupboards
i'm always late
and i can't think what my top 5 films are
you know what they say
'an apple a day...
i haven't ever made them.
also, i only eat fake meat now. apart from the stuff i find in bins.
MASSIVE FISH FINGER SANDWICH
How many viennetta's you had?
the last time i ate viennetta was some time before i came to edinburgh...
i can say, however, that i've eat more viennetta that ANYONE on DiS
Okay, that's satisfied my curiosity.
Clash of the Titans is a pretty great movie, surely you agree?
how many pranks have you pulled in yr life?
so no. i hate drinking games. the only one i like to play is 'can you drink a litre of glens?!'
one time i lay on the pavement, outside yes_ window with my legs in the air like a woman giving birth. he wasn't in.
describe how you would commit the perfect murder.