so when he's a asleep, i'll sneak into chris martin's house and fill the ground floor, and half the stairwell, with inflatable aliens. then i'll connect each alien to a string attached to a variety of rotting food stuffs. when chris martin comes down the stairs to find a plethora of green and blue inflatable aliens, he'll go nuts - probably - and he'll try and tear them down thus causing rotten foodstuffs to rain down on his head.
ho ho ho
what do you think?