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my hilarious prank
so when he's a asleep, i'll sneak into chris martin's house and fill the ground floor, and half the stairwell, with inflatable aliens. then i'll connect each alien to a string attached to a variety of rotting food stuffs. when chris martin comes down the stairs to find a plethora of green and blue inflatable aliens, he'll go nuts - probably - and he'll try and tear them down thus causing rotten foodstuffs to rain down on his head.
ho ho ho
what do you think?
needs more donk and wee
What if he lives in a bungalow?
i wish this could actually happen so bad
i've not much against chris martin
i just think he'd be the sort who'd get hilariously worked up about it
"Gwyneeeeeeeeth!"
"there's aliens on the rooooooof!"
then he'd do the little sideways jump thing
"What's all this shit coming from the roof?!"
"Go to your room, Apple. GO TO YOUR ROOM."
"There's an apple on my head! how ironix!"
*writes a song*
THERE'S MUSH ON MY STAIRS!
IT'S ALL YELLOW!
Look, I know he's probably the worst batsman ever
but there's really no need for that.