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THIS IS BORING NOW.
i would be seriously thinking about getting my name changed. Must be a nightmare.
...he could be the new Mr.Cool Ice
from the Pussycat Dolls, Dita Von Teese and you.
DEFINITELY not me.
Can she count please?
Thongs are gross. I think seeing one sticking out the top of some young chavvy mum's jeans in some kind of fierce ass wedgie while she bent over her pushchair to top up her baby's crackpipe or whatever kind of killed any tiny appeal thongs might ever have had.
you're allowed computer generated later carried off by an actress though.
become, like, Mars's official spokesperson by now?
Srsly. Any ad execs here... you can use that idea.
sign me up as a copywriter, come on!
with hits such as
"men are from mars"
"a super massive sugar rush to the head"
mars bar rope
heaven is a chocolate wrapper
chelseys little wrists (i will bite them off)
hands off the mars bars
Stop Wearin' (those big pants)
Sugar hit the plane down
that the URL appears to be blaming his girlfriend for his addiction