I love The Asylum. If you don't know them, they're a film production company that survive through making mockbusters - fake versions of new release films.
I bought this at the weekend: http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=139 for the grand total of £2.49 from Oxfam. It's their version of Cloverfield, except THERE IS VERY LITTLE MONSTER IN THIS FILM. It's just a lot of very shakey camera work, screaming and badly CGIed planes flying across shots of Tokyo. The only good thing was I had milk and cookies whilst watching it.
Anyone else seen any really inept film recently?