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1. Brush your teeth
3. Have a wee wee cup of tea (no chocolate biscuit)
Pretty much all I do in there
and you don't even care who knows it.
Listen to Radio 2 on shower radio
kind of radio?
from the can or bottle
and wine in the bath
Makes you think you're a cowboy.
I really will
and the boots on for added effect. You can leave your horse outside though.
You know it feels right.
Absolute avoidance of the potential to accidentally dribble toothpaste all down your clothes...
love eachother very much...
jacking your dad off?
My conception is quite a funny story actually
This will take an entirely separate thread.
For now let's just leave it at rule number one of masturbating in the shower:
1) Do not touch the soap until you're done.
clear the tubes and all that.
so you don't have to walk anywhere in a towel whilst standing to attention
Ooh, good skill. 10 points.
Lie down, let the water spray onto your bits (for increased pleasure) and wank away. This also saves on using up toilet roll.
I'm going to see what it's like masturbating in a stand-in shower, then do a write up on my experiences.
you don't know?
I think a visit to the local swimming pool is needed...
a shower wooooooooo
because I thought you were saying you were wanking at the idea of her brother doing said action.
I'm still laughing.
too hot, just too hot
This is when I love DIS
and stand with your arms crossed?
not my idea - someone i know insists he does this. everyone else that's tried it feels a bit silly.
and put it on the windowsil, and sing along.
This morning it was Led Zep III. Tonight's playlist is Turn On The Bright Lights.
This is what I used to do.
because my bathroom window is actually *in* my shower.