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What constitutes a fanfic crime?
Oh. Well I once read some Harry Potter fan fiction where he got it on with Draco Malfoy - who I'm pretty sure is a guy.
That makes me the victim as far as I'm concerned.
that involved Ultra Magnus massaging his external connector in the shower.
you want to talk about being a victim now?
I do want to talk some more about that story. For one thing - Transformers use car washes, surely?
a long, graphic sex scene involving arcee later on as well.
while Buck Roger's robot watches in the background
Spot the error
a wrist-watches featuring Buck sodomising a robot.
You want a walk-on cameo?
"you know, that's really bad for the paper tray"
You can fix the robot instead.
Richard O'Brien assassinated Ed Tudor Pole for ruining the Crystal Maze
Right?? If you haven't that is really not fair telling us that.
I'll ask and try and dig it out.
Though I have spoilt the ending, as that was the denouement
and reminding you at every opportunity until you post it.
Everyone came up with wrestling names,gimmicks, rivalries, and a championship hierarchy, and I would write a long summary of what happened at each event, edit the site, moderate the boards, etc.
I didn't actually start it, the guy who ran it gave it up to me when I met him online. Eventually it collapsed when our biggest "star" left because I didn't give him the fantasy Championship belt at a pay-per-view. He was genuinely upset.
I used to be in those too!
I used to love posting my promos.
The guy who ran my one though was a full on mental Christian. He once told me "Please promise me, when the anti-Christ comes, reject him. No matter how hopeless it seems. Christ and hope will be there soon"
That was when I stopped
Seeing people react to my writing and discuss what was about to happen, who was going to win, starting fights over the boards.
It was a lot of hard work writing it all though. I remember I had to run to a computer at my mum's friends house so I could log into geocities and write out the Thursday Slaughter event :D.
Ah man I'd forgotten all about those! I REALLY wasn't taking full advantage of the internet when I was 13.
see the geek thread for my crimes.
i'm too lazy to go read that thread
wherein Voldemort is a reformed supervillain who became a benevolent and saintly figure, helping out orphans and maintaining the good/evil balance, which in turn cancelled out Harry's relevance as a hero and turned him into a bitter, cynical, alcoholic adulterer.
It's actually fucking brilliant. I sent it to pretty_vacant one time - ask her for confirmation of the greatness.
Where people write stories using characters from TV shows and what not
I just checked to see if it still exists, my heart sank when the it hit that it does.
they're all middle-aged
started work on a transformers / star wars crossover EPIC. i only wrote the first few chapters though, because my writing was even worse than the basic premise.
My username is actually from envisioning Optimus Grime as a musical genius.
Is a genre in NME next week?
with robot vocals.
i like it
who said this a lot: "I'm Poptimus Grime, so bop to this rhyme, yo!"
that was set at the exact same time as the first book, but roughly 23 miles to the east of the original one. so that arthur and ford end up in a different vogon ship and are blasted into a different type of ship that ran on bad jokes, a competing technology for the improbability drive.
i really liked it but I can't find it anymore... it must be on my laptop in the house. still makes me laugh thinking about it.
"Arthur Dent was dead. Not dead, no. The other one. Alive."
That sounds amazing!
- Wrote Warhammer 40,000/Warhammer fan fiction.
- Created the plot to an adult version of Harry Potter where most of the characters are smackheads and alcoholics.
- Wrote Half-Life fan fiction.
- Incorporated Warhammer fan fiction into my English Literature exam.
this shouldn't make you feel better however as he was an absolute tool :D
he was from flitwick
It got me a really good mark in the exam!
fanfic isn't like "funny things that happen at work" or "embarrassing chat up lines you've used" in terms of Universal Comedy Value. It'd be like getting up on a stage and going "Heh, so what's the deal with Henry Suso? Yeah this guy knows what i'm talking about!".
you want to tell the room about.
and then... dunno... lightsaber or something... he had an axe.... i just can't do this i'm sorry.
morrissey / john frusciante stuff.
ALSO, slash fiction is different to regular fanfiction. it doesn't have to involve Hot Fucking®
M: oh hi john
J: hi morrissey, would you like some drugs
M: no thanks I don't take any drugs
J: ok do you want to write a song then?
M: yes ok
*they write the best song ever*
*they debut it at my birthday party*
cat-g: at least it's not from being emo right now
*OBLIGATORY OTHER DISER CAMEO*
Not just fanfic world
where they have a list of characters from a certain canon.
You click on one of those characters.
Which pulls up another list of character names.
Then you are presented with a list of fanfics that the site holds about the two characters you specified having sex.
There is an extensive Lord of the Rings one out there. Sauron/Legolas was a favourite, and kind of hot.
:( at how such a site does not exist
ads with the simpsons having sex
and animated gifs of workmen that flash up "work! in! progress!"
and the dancing baby.
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I miss the days when the internet was pure of heart
form of bullying back in the day:
"I'm gonna fuck up your guestbook."
"oh, man, did you see how Steve fucked over Matt's guestbook last night? there was html everywhere"
A simpler, happier time
looked like a massive gash
a sex murderer would say
What else was I supposed to do?"
He'd probably just look at it, raise his eyebrow and go "Gash"
He looked like a right sex pest
the one I'm remembering (no Legolas/sauron for a start) but it's not far off.
"Slowly, with a hesitancy that Legolas had never experienced with past lovers, he leaned forward, bringing his face to within an inch of Gimli's. His shoulder pulsed suddenly, sparking agonized feeling down Legolas' back, but he ignored the pain and the squall of the sea birds beckoning him and he let his lips meet Gimli's."
I'm actually crying at my desk
site is. They've got entries, albeit empty, for things like
I think we could, with a bit of collective effort, get every entry on that list filled.
The Witch-King of Angmar bought the Balrog a drink at the Travelodge bar. With a sly glance, both retreated to the Balrog's single room where they did it. All positions. Once, the Witch-King pulled out at the last second and came on the Balrog's back. It was awesome.
if it's Balrog from Street Fighter II instead. DONKEY PUNCH.
Or I'm going to have to stop reading it before I get in trouble :D
You know when Shaun said he’d send me his embarrassing teenage fanfic if I bought his book? Well, I ordered it, but after it arrived I forgot to email him. I’ll do it now...
an entire Jurassic Park script once.
It had it's own title. I was baout 10 at the time. It basically ended with me killing a T Rex in the middle of London. How me or the dinosaur got there remains a mystery.
Oh, the injokes we could have as the dinosaur eats Brian Haw whilst he is sat on the toilet.
"Eat Brian Haw's shit!"
it's only gay slash if it involves gay sex
when I was about 15.
There was a thread where everyone added to this huge fan fiction story.
It was literally the worst thing I've ever seen.
"Ryan pretended to be asleep as Marissa quietly entered the pool house. 'What do I say to her?' he thought. 'Will she know how I feel about Mexico?'..." ET CETERA.
Anyway, I basically did the only thing you could do in that situation, and interrupted the flow of angsty pathetic loserness with things like "Ryan touched himself and thought of Sandy, writhing seductively on a bed of roses." or "Seth bottom whistled as he delicately passed wind." etc.
I got banned eventually, for some crazed unprovoked knife-attack story interruption.
I bet that is a bastion of intellectualism
It was when you did one about Kirsten taking Summer's lesbian cherry with Seth doing sketches for a comic book.
and mostly read that rather than revising or doing coursework.
favourite fan fic couple - draco/hermione (though in the book i want it to go canon)
james/lily when they were younger and hated each other.
for the lolz, once i wrote a poem (IT WAS FUNNY, NOT SOPPY) about all the really bad slash harry potter fanfiction. It's still on fanfiction.net but i'll never reveal what my username on there is.
i am SO SO glad i'm not 15 anymore :(
This is officially the best thread ever
i wrote a Street Fighter II novel when i was about nine or ten. it included a preface where i explained why i chose to write from ryu's point of view and a front cover made with some stickers i got with Mean Machines Sega.
i also wrote a Sonic 2 one, where Tails gets kidnapped and Sonic goes to look for him. instead of leaving the little bastard to a painful death.