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they're not actually spiders.
Reassuringly, they've got ten legs instead of eight.
they can run at 37mph
they can scream
they chase humvees in Iraq
they eat humans live
camel spiders are the only things that scare Chuck Norris
Nicolas Sarkozy is not human; he is actually comprised of 19 superglued-together Camel Spiders and a suit.
if that was true...
but he might not be human ( no human being would want to listen to his wife's music of his own free will... )
Nothing frightens Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wasn't even born, when he deemed it the right time, he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb.
is saying "HELLO CHRIS! I'LL SEE YOU SOON!"
can you express this thought in video form?
to move an injured one.
Genuine "OH FUCK NO!!!" moment here.
and eat alive
is harder than he expected!
it's worse than being a stapler or a hot chick!
-10 points for incorrect reference aquisition.
The correct response would have been "You kill bugs good, Jonny!"
that thing has no mercy
AND TAKE THEIR OIL!
:puts down O Reilly Factor:
okay Camel Spiders do not scream whilst running
they dont run at 37mph
They arent deadly to humans
The horror stories about them are urban legend
They are big, but not as big as people think, the scale of the picture shown above is not only 2 camel spiders but note the sleeve hole on the right of the photo and compare the size of it to the camel spider.
You DIDDN'T see no UFO.
Some common Camel Spider Myths:
1. Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run.
2. Camel spiders can be as large as a frisbee.
3. Camel spiders venom is an anesthetic that numbs their prey.
4. Camel spiders can jump three feet high.
5. Camel spiders get there name because they eat the stomachs of camels.
Most of these claims are false or greatly exaggerated.
1. Camel spiders top speed - 10 mph.
2. Size: Up to 6 inches
3. They have no venom.
4. They don't jump.
5. Called camel spiders because they live in the desert.
They actually aren't spiders at all, they're solpugids.. Along with spiders, they are members of the class Arachnida.
got their name from hitching rides on camels underneath them in amongst the hair
When they said DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE? you said no, didn't you? Traitor.
"Who wants to kill his dog, accuse him of being enraged."
This new english version is much funnier...
Who wants to kill his dog, accuse him of being enraged.
on Fear Factor whilst they were ALIVE. Two each, eat everything but the pincers. Very disturbing.
it could kill a dog.
Maybe a very young puppy
If only this was about a new brand of cigarette
Holy shit. That would be TERRIFYING.
This is my favourite thread for a while. Good work.
i heard they lay eggs in your brain...
integrating themselves into normal life.