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such a good episode
what the hell is a G Y M
ah, G Y M!
"I was jitterbuggin' that same night!"
one late drunken night at latitude we all had fun quoting various grandpa-isms to each other until we were almost dying of laughter.
"the important thing is i had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time"
The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
"Well, you're really asking two questions there. The first one takes me back to 1934. Admiral Byrd had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges ... and I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips. The following morning, I resigned my commission in the Coast Guard. The next thing I heard, there was civil war in Spain ... and, that's everything that happened in my life right up to the time I got this phone call."
"Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl. Now, Johnny Unitas, there's a haircut you could set your watch to."
"Ah , there's an interesting story behind this nickle. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a peice of toast. I set the toaster to threeeee, medium brown."
"Anyway, about my washtub. I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, and yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball."
"Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say."
let the love in
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" instead of "penis"
not an upside-down frown