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advice plz. more comedy the better. thnx xx
(i am actually laughing out loud though)
it's kinda scary.
no offenc guntwap
"Do you like the number five?"
i was older than most
the morning after the night before: had a big party and tried it on but due to a combination of drunkenness and nervousness failed EPICLY. cue me the next morning - 'You want to give it another go?' and it was GREAT.
i thought we were mocking Daniel here?
sorry toby. i couldn't help myself.
doesn't make her look fat.
you decide, folks
Pop answer me this, genuine mistake or well thought out web humour?
one that worked in my favour, thankfully :)
But last she said to me while we were watching telly
This what she said, she said, "listen, John I love you,
But there's this bloke I fancy
I don't want to two-time you
So, it's the end for me and you."
put a donk on it
(i.e. me) to come with him
thanks for the grammatical lesson
Gordon is a moron
i thought it was just foxes rooting through my bins at night.
to her guide dog...
you're so far there you must need sun-screen
lock your phone's keypad when it's in your pocket. lol @ you.
EVEN BETTER. well it would've been had i not shown him and he then yoiked my phone from my hands and deleted it.
everyone enjoys conversations about ninjas. Especially if you wear a ninja costume whilst talking ninjalanguage about ninjas.
I reckon he's totally touching boob about now.
Oh no! If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born!
exciting and pleasureable at first, but always filled with bitter little nuggets of distastefulness that nobody could possibly want
not really. I love wimmin
One slip of the tongue and you're in the shit.
there's a dozen nuts that make you vom.
i hope it goes well and you get laid, etc.
21, female, in london! it so is!
is what makes me love you all so much.
joining a choir and complaining about bum love.
You knew what you were getting into!
Them bowl-cutted boys sure do love a bum.
Hard and veiny.
however i am curious as to why the responses are all of a similar tone.
is there something wrong with guntrip?
that he has 'form'. There is a long running saga that I don't wish to be involved in and have no opinion on but it does exist.
I'm barely and badly informed and anything I say would be a half truth on either position. I also can't be arsed to trawl back through the threads to find the main beef I'm thinking of. Someone better might but I'm quite crap really.
that i can trawl with
chances are, it won't be as bad as what really happened...
to share with the group. Were you there at the time? Did someone touch you? Show me where on the doll for the nice ladies and gentlemen of the jury......
what on earth are you talking about?
I also admit that was a lot more daytime melodramatic than intended. I was Trying to skim over the Mirri thread from a while back for a new (I think) user who was wondering why there was much cynicism in this thread. It was ill advised and also badly worded.
as I said I'm not one to talk, just trying to answer jazz's question (badly).
it didn't go that well. i'm going to bed now. bye!
more info please
we had a nice evening but i don't think she's interested. so it goes.
WOMEN - WHO NEEDS EM? etc
that doesn't usually do it for me.
you're at least supposed to introduce yourself at some point.
sorry about that. i spoke to ben asdig after they played but i couldn't see you around.
they were ace though :)
are you going to the one on the 2nd?
and then it was "Oh. :("
Ah well, sorry to hear, Gunners.
and then lick it off her
I wouldn't do this at all
Otherwise he would have scored.
Because she was supposed to call me last night and if I hadn't bought Guitar Hero on DS after work and so been massively pre-occupied, I would have been displeased.
I didn't let her out of the basement last night
dont worry Guntrip Im gonna start another one man campaign to get you some action