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is this funny or mean or am i lucky to still get to sleep with a girl at all?
where everybody just posts the same thing all day?
and let rip, often funny when done whilt watching football with your mates, often even funnier when you wake up to find you've just done it to someone in your sleep!
by accident as well I would think
to get jiggy then been locked in all night, and had to sleep amoungst the bass sections
you are confusing tromboning with something else
so i chose to take the musical line...
except with your arse
except with more of a self giggling tinge
on her leg, non?
"Contact Trumpeting" may well be the single best phrase I've ever heard. Well, today at least. I think it's funny, though the problem is I suppose that it's only funny if she's awake to suffer it. Farting on a sleeping girl who doesn't react is just creepy.
both before and after!
If I had to fart on my girlfriend to pull her out of a coma, I think I'd be up to it. I'd have to ask her parents to leave the room first though.
"You'll always be the guy who farted on me to bring me out of a coma"
and she's an angel if she didn't shove you out of bed haha
i blame her for cooking me eggs and beans for breakfast too much at ATP!
for cooking for you and being nice?! You can't pass the buck here matey!
What I wanted:
What I DID NOT EVER WANT (NSFW):
:(((((( I just had to go spit in the sink. (Which probably makes me a horrible person. But I'm going to maintain that you're worse for posting that.)
Not "This Will Make You Need To Be Semi-Ill"
my point remains. you could have been talking about anything.
wiki page. It surely is the first relationship to be conducted with the full view of the internets. Is there anything you don't share with us ?!
for me at least
I don't understand how people couldn't work out what it means. Maybe their minds don't live in the same juvenile world as mine.
i didn't see you enough at the weekend :(
on the Sunday night but you never came out of the shop :(
was sophia buying noodles again?
we spent most of the last few hours on sunday wondering round and round and round to find people, but everyone had hidden from us :(
I sat outside waiting for you to come out and then went to a band because my behind was hurting.
I was avoiding going in to the shop because I kept buying loads of stupid sweets every time I went in there
i was right hungry for a good chew bar, but all they had was a toxic waste, which is great if you want to drool for a year, but not that nice really :(
did we know you were waiting?
my memory is 100 x worse when i am drunk and my memory is TERRIBLE anyway so...
my friend went in to the shop and I think said hello and then I waited a bit longer to catch you on the way out. I was basically being a drunk mong.
if its an accident its funny if you did it on purpose you are lucky to sleepwith the girl.
thanku for the phrase 'cantact trumpeting'
however, if she does happen to wake up at least it gives you the option of a dutch oven.
under the duvet and force them to endure your 'emission'.
hilarity often ensues.