"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
Hard and fast
...oh I'm sorry, you're crying, like a woman'
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kinda gravity boost.....Or something
"I'll get the powder.."
"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"
"We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children. Which is why I'm forming a children's brigade."
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a bit?"
"We don't know anything about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks!"
Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
then the following day he blows up a $40 billion space station, and the next day he has nothing. It really makes you think."
best ever ZB quote
but the flesh is spongy, and bruised.
"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."
"You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down."
find Futurama deeply unfunny?
shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out.
but she handles like a bistro."
Brannigan: “It’s a desolate ugly little planet, with absolutely no natural resources, or strategic value. Questions?”
Soldier: “Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for?”
Brannigan: “Don’t ask me, you’re the one who is going to be dying.”
an idiot could've devised it."
Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
Zapp Brannigan: You won't have time for sleeping soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
"You know, boys, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform, and I'm not convinced Leela has ANY of those things."
"If I die, tell my wife Hello"
Lust for gold? Power? or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
ZAPP BRANAGAN SOUNDBOARD!!
Teenagers smoke, and they seem pretty on the ball.
Zapp Brannigan: Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.
Happy Freedom Day, ladies! Come on, show me something. Anything. Seriously, I'd take an armpit.
i was laughing uncontrollably throughout
You left out my favourite though
Zapp: you're the only person who ever loved me
Leela: I never loved you
Zapp: I meant physically
"I like your style, Fry - you remind me of a young me,
not much younger mind you, perhaps even a couple years older."
Kif: "Sir, remember your course-correction?"
Kif: It's an emergency, sir..
Zapp: Come back when it's a catastrophe! [lound bang]
kudos! how did i miss this thread first time around.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: You can't be too careful with these codes. Rumor has it a double agent is aboard this very ship.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: I'm watching you. You, ensign. What's your name?
Hugh Man: Hugh Man, sir.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Hugh Man? Now that's a name you can trust. Run down to the central battle computer and enter these codes. Chop, chop!
Kif Kroker: Um, sir, there's something about that ensign that's...
Captain Zapp Brannigan: You're damn right there is. That strapping young lad is gunning for your job, and he just might get it.
zapp: do you understand the charges? one beep for yes two for no.
fry: one beep
zapp: yes, so noted. do you plead guilty?
fry: two beeps
zapp: ouuu double yes guilty!
Zapp Brannigan: Private Lee Lemon may well be the finest recruit I've seen in all my years of service. That young man fills me with hope. And some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.
I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman!
Zapp: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?
Kiff: Ugh... sexlexia.
I met her in a club down in old Soho,
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola,
C O L A ... Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance,
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said
Leela - L E E L A, Leela!
Lee Lee Lee Lee Leela!
Ba da da dum da dum dum!
set a course for that black-ish hole-ish thing
....but paper covers rock and rock crushes scissors... kif, we have a conundrum. get me some paper, a rock and some scissors
Well done to everyone involved
"Kif, old friend, I don't know which disgusts me more: Your cowardice or your stupidity! We'll simply set a new course for that empty region over there. Near that black-ish hole-ish thing"
If you so much as glance at another woman I'll be all over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure..."
Fry: We don't have a brig.
Zapp: Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".
"So, Emperor Chop Chop...once again we meet at last. Drop that space gun or I'll shoot...like so!"
I just got a great book on tape. It's about life in ancient Greece and...
Zapp: My god, we're defenseless. Like fish in a barrel.
Zapp: My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.
Fry: "THE Zapp Brannigan??"
Fry: "Who's Theezapp Brannigan?"
am i right men?
Brilliant stuff :)
Like so *casually shoots the other guy*
the new ones are good too, it must be said
but the last six episodes or so have all been superb. Exactly as I remember the show being - smart humour, nerd jokes, emotional bits that don't suck. Long live Futurella. Futurama.
but from episode 2 onwards ive been enjoying lots
All glory to Futuruma.
Zap. Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
Kif: The boy, sir?
Zap: You, Kif. You lay out my formal shorts.
Zapp: "So, this Leela, I know she's a very sensuous woman, but what manner of captain is she?"
Fry: "She's very strict."
Bender: "And mean."
Zapp: "I see, does she by any chance give the crew members spankings?"
Fry: "No, she just makes us do work and stuff."
Zapp: "Good, good. But should she ever institute some sort of bare bottom spanking policy, let me go in your place. I won't have my comrades harmed."
Or as I like to call it: The Lovenasium.