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"Sarandon's stellar personal qualities give her the "whole package" and help to alleviate many of the feelings of shallowness and post-ejaculatory guilt he has experienced in the past, most notably during the late 1990s, when he masturbated almost exclusively to Sarah Jessica Parker."
i haven't picked one up in ages. do you guys get the free print ones over there? probably not. but do you?
you can subscribe, but it costs like $200/year.
i have an old one somewhere, from just before the California recall election that put Arnie in power. the headline on the front is "Schwarzenegger elected first horseman of the apocalypse" :D
now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to manually blow air into my keyboard :D
(update: it's stopped now)
you can buy it in Borders tho.
They were on a hot streak with John Kerry. Personal favourite: 'Hundreds of Republicans Injured In Rush To Discredit Kerry'.
'Many of those bearing sound bites also have dislocated joints in those places where their fingers were pried from microphones'
are still all the stories surrounding the 2000 election and all the recounts and stuff:
'Many political observers question the constitutionality of Clinton's actions... which include the burning of the Constitution'