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eating sausage = cancer
getting up too quickly = cancer
14th level of Dungeon Keeper = cancer
rolling in nuclear waste = cancer
Talking about cancer with such distain will give you cancer
where are derek & clive when you need 'em?
"sorry mate, you've got cancer."
a talking bastard with cancer.
Rhythm is a dancer.. etc..
give you cancer? WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE BEST THINGS?!!?!?
They're all gonna die of cancer.
and the Tropic of Cancer...
betwixt the equator and tropic o' cancer? no? was i misinformed?
Damn - I'll just leave it then.
- i thought you meant something else and i got genuinely worried.
Now i'm embarrassed.
but you are going to spend all eternity in hell though.
beats playing dominos with mormons in heaven i guess
Playing Dominos With Mormons In Heaven
I Thought This Would Be About Bumsex
Entry: Through The Backdoor. 50p
I thought of you, I'm now embarrassed I'm posting this but I'm carrying on for some reason anyway. *Abandon Post* would come in handy now but..
at this thread.
evidence includes, torygraph link, bums and sausage...
'TaLking sausage gives you bowel cancer'?
I hate that bastard talking sausage. With the diseases and the talking.
I can now answer my own question with a hearty
a butchers thief
"Stop eating my brothers and sisters please".