arseparsnip. can you remember ever having been called a arseparsnip, and if so what was it for, was is well deserved? or did feel slightly upset with the decision of the person who called you a arseparsnip, to refer to you as such, would you have thought a slightly different cuss to have been appropriate? also have you ever used or been used for an arseparsnip? and what did it involve/what do you imagine it would involve if you were?