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JUST BECAUSE I CAN.
how the hell do you do it?
are you hovering really, really high?
or do you pee at a really bizarre angle?
I just can't work it out...
try hovering above your seat. it's simple.
i hope you are in an office
cause they're lower
then they would be clean... so no-one would need to hover...
is this like some sort of wee-covered prisoner's dilemma?
probably once, long ago, some dude drunkenly entered a lady's bathroom and peed on the seat, thus setting off a chain reaction that has grown and become the modern day hovering phenomenon.
also, for the record, i don't hover. if anything, i lay down a toilet paper barrier. "nesting," we've taken to calling it.
try to blame this on the patriarchal hegemony =P
I reckon it must be caused by ladies having an ill-advised crack at peeing standing up, before drenching everything and creeping out in shame.
This might be an act of specualtion too far, so I think I may retire here...
I HAVE NOTHING, AND I MEAN NOTHING LEFT TO DO THAT ISN'T WORK NOW. HOW THE HECK AM I MEANT TO SURVIVE THAT?
SO NOW I FLIPPING CAN'T. REST ASSURED I'M GONNA DO THAT PEE PEE EVERYWHERE!1!!1
You had no agency in the matter I presume?
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A SOUTH PARK CONVENTION WITH ME SOMETIME, WE CAN DO WITHS WEARING OUR TIES??!
and dont pee on the seat. its really rank and annoying
THE SEAT HAD BEEN LEFT UP AND IN MY RAGE I COULDN'T BE BOTHER TO LOWERER IT INTO SUCH A POSSITION THAT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO PEE ALLLL OVER IT, SO I JUST DID MY PEEE, BUT WORRY YEE NOT, I MADE SURE I DID IT REALLY LOUDLY SO AS TO ALLOW ANYONE WHO WAS WALKING PAST AT THE TIME TO HEAR ME!!! TAKE THAT MP3 PLAYER!!!