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what would you do with the juicy secretions?
i can barely barely cope with getting that stuff on my hands. anywhere else? sadface.
that bit was oddly really impressive.
but then it is one of those great philosohphical questions.
buut i couldn't be bothered to find out if i will be propposed to today, so i thought this more interesting
Do you mean "If you could put your mouth around your penis, would you suck yourself to completion before drinking your kids?"
Yes. And then I'd pay myself money afterwards.
good work! if ever you need an excuse to fund more double basses...
it's a no.
what a horrible image.
David Attenborough narrating porn
She quietly and carefully darts her long tongue between the labia and over the clitoris, pleasuring herself as only she knows how.
as she continues to pleaseure herself, he snaps her off and quickly digests her before disgaurding witht the remains in soho
of the lizardy tongue has evolved specifically for this purpose.
think i'd just use that on the end of the nutella jar.
(that's not a euphamism)
gspot up the wrong end?
doesn't make it true
that you're both right and i probably do subconsciously want to be blessed with a really long lizardy tongue of joyous pleasures with which i can locate that elusive g-spot in my own 'wrong' end.
i feel we've made some good progress today.
shocked, absolutely shocked!
another 5 years.
so stop being such babies.
I'd dribble the evidence into a tub of ambrosia creamed rice.
This forum would be all girls asking "Where r all da boyz, lol?!!!?"
Their current spasticity would be more noticable.
you wouldn't have to rely on your own manners to know when it was coming, you'd probably get your mouth out of the way at the crucial moment.
always be prepared.
sorry to disappoint, i don't join you in this quirk.
if you'd said aladdin however...
We had this EXACT conversation in college the other day.
most of guys would at least try it once.
or some other thing that's different to that?
BUT i'd take my mouth before i blow my wad.
i sometimes have dreams about being able to do this.
but it's really not. i'd suck myself off a thousand times before porking any of my siblings.
have you taken into account that she is well hott?
How many of you have had a dream that you're a girl, those dreams are awesome.
no i did not
we're just both dickheads
If it makes you feel better; you and reece are my favourite dickheads :)
you're my favourite dairy appointment!
until you understand, this is at least the second, maybe the third, but i don't know!
because i have absolutely no idea what your train of thought is...
it will be outragously disappointing though!
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT
AND MAYBE I'LL VOMVOM IT BACK IN YOUR FACE!
you two had a nice, respectful caring relationship.
VomVom in your face...? Wow, where can I get a boyfriend like this?!
Also,if you want something done right,do it yourself....doesn't apply here
alcxxk | 29 Feb '08, 15:57
and I would be sure to tell myself off if I got any in my own hair.
My friend can do it and I never believed it was actually possible until recently when he demonstrated by poking a dildo through his flies and proceeding to get the tip and majority of shaft in his gob. And yeah, I'd give it a go - it's my cock, I know where it's been. Wouldn't take the spooge in my mouth though.
i don't like the sound of Lorton
Not that I'm jealous, I found it kind of pointless really.
Why wouldn't you?