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eventually she'll see it
cheeky little scamp
before i dress you up in fettish gear wrap my feet in velvet, casually murder you with a paper cut from a crcufix shaped paper thing and annoy you a bit¬!
and what do you mean by fetish sex?
all sex that isn't just in out in out shake it all about?
cos i find some fetishes off putting (ie. rubber, gimp masks, furs) but normal sex all the time is boring
OUTFITS ARE BONE MACHINES.
bloody good album
Fetish sex is pretty vague, it's pretty much all sex.. I say don't knock anything until you've tried it.
sounds like the greatest thing ever.
The correct answer is of course chili con carne.
ever read that when you were little?
for the person who posts the 'users online' list.
or George Lamb
or stubbing your toe against your bed on the way to the loo first thing in the morning, hungover.
the first one is a guess, but i can tell you with certainty the second one is actually the worst thing ever.
during a genocide.
with bare feet
A couple of weeks ago I stood on an ornament of a shrew, its ear broke off and got stuck in my foot. It bled like crazy and is only now just beginning to heal completly.
And it still wasn't as horrid as standing on an upturned plug.
It actually stuck in my heel and I was limping for a week :-(
i don't know what i was thinking.
get horrifically tortured because of something you have done, but them excepting it because they love you and don't want you to die.
a parent or sibling etc but yes make it into some soppy thing if you must.
more sex less mush please
*returns to watching Say anything*
FUCKING 'TSH TSH' FUCKING EVERYWHERE AAAAGGGHHHHH TSH TSH
And now you've ruined music for everyone else.
Seriously though. Blame Whatsisface Drummer Man. IT'S ALL HIS FAULT.
compared to the gasp sounds on "time is running out" by muse or the tingly sound on the chorus of "like a pill" by pink
takes a deep breath at the end of every line of the chorus to 'Promise Me'.
Arguing with family or friends.
Breaking up with someone.
Not winning the lottery jackpot.
Addiction of any sort.
President Bush (Jnr and Snr)
Losing your house keys.
Having your posessions stolen.
Paying money to see a film that is shit.
'Gay' house music.
Metrosexual men who re-make the bed.
There's more but I'll stop for now.
covered in bees that shoot spiders out their noses crawling across the inside of your skull and laying eggs in your onion patch.
out and need a shit and so absent mindedly sit on a toilet seat somewhere in a pub or club, and on making contact with the toilet you discover it to be coated in a film of piss. To make matters worse after you've evacuated your bowels and suffered the indignity of floating on someone elses urine, you reach for the bogroll to find that there is nothing but a cardboard tube, which you have to then use as a kind of scraper to effectively clean yourself.
Or George Lamb.
but wouldn't that just SPREAD SHIT EVERYWHERE?
I don't see what digestive problems have to do with it. Try putting loads of nutella on a piece of bread and then folding the bread in half. This would be an accurate representation of what would happen if one were to go forraging for toilet roll after tekkin' a dump, surely?.
A free ride when you've already paid.
A BLACK FLY IN YOUR CHARDONNAY.
I actually had a dream last night that this millionaire walked into the pub I was sitting in and bought everyone a round of Sherry, only for the glass to fall apart in my hand when I picked it up. That was pretty ironic. I mean, the worst thing ever.
is one of the most satisfying insults ever.
no idea why.
far from the truth too.
and in the grand scheme of things my few hours of pain [27 if you're asking?] doesn't compare to millions of people losing their lives in wars brought about by greed and power struggles. or huge corporations like coca cola or nestle making peoples' lives worse.
That HAS to be the worst thing ever
and wanting to post in it "Haha, 69 replies", but knowing that that will only take it up to 70 :(
I often wonder whether it's such a popular reply number because everybody refrains from replying to maintain the comical number..
I've been using it with my iPod for an alarm clock for 2 years now and I can't hear those chords now without thinking 'Christ it's 6am and I have to get out of bed'
to the sound of alarm clocks. Genuinely the worst thing ever.
had one that made a moo noise once. We got rid of that quite quickly.
fall down the big escalators at waterloo station. in slow motion.
:( I dropped my phone out the door of a moving taxi that I had opened in order to be sick. The driver kindly went back for it, but it wasn't in a god way.
i think i subconciously shouted "nooooo" with outstretched arms in slow motion too. Losing stuff's crap, my friends new phone got trampled at a maccabees gig last year.
or the feeling of walking on a broken escalator
8 guys blowing 9 guys. how fucking horrifying is that?
I'm sure that isn't the best thing ever