I have two, but I’m not sure which one is earliest. The first is a bad dream I had, where I was having nightmares and I was at my grandparents house, and I got up and went down stair to see my parents and my gran had her curlers in and there was a lamp over her head and I cried and cried because I though it was going to eat her head :’(
The other was when I was in my front garden, and I was on my little blue potty, and I did a big poo poo, and I was right proud of it, and I was looking at it and pointing at it, and pretty much wanted everyone to know how amazing I was that I had done a massive poo poo all on my own, and then my dog came over and gobbled it all up! Oh how I cried, it was terrid! It scarred me for life, no wonder I’m such a massive ghey emo now!!!