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as long as you stay in character
but only if you have the raincoat & axe.
only potential drawback is that people won't get it. they may think you're just a generic yuppie or something. depending on if you have a prop, i suppose.
a carving knife around with me all evening.
It's a good idea to go to any party with a chiselled jawline, rippling pectorals and rock hard abs.
guntrip could pull off
i dressed up as a yuppie once before for a party. I CAN DO IT AGAIN.
get braces this time, they're "in" now!!!
My boss is called Patrick Bateman...I must say I was slightly scared before I met him!
will it work - probably not unless you look exactly like Christian Bale and people at this party have seen American Psycho.
I tried dressing up as Garth Marenghi once, complete with name badge, stethoscope, gun and hair do. It looked awesome. My only downfall was I was with a bunch of morons who had never seen Dark Place. I just pretended I was a generic doctor (with a gun) instead :(
business cards, character, an axe and a raincoat. you could get a couple of yo' bitchez to be the dead prostitutes. there we go
" Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite."
that you didn't just type all that from memory.
no. although i know exactly where to find it.
it's clearly been copied and pasted
learning the Greatest Love of All monologue and go round repeating it all night but that one is way better.
is a funny term
I hate 30 seconds from mars! :D
"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!"
i do love that bit. bale made an excellent bateman.
well i say i did this, i pretty much just made up some business cards and got dressed up a bit, but it kinda worked. do it well though
I FUCKED GOD UP THE ASS.
and Mr Easton Ellis says himself in that: bad idea
I remember the NME letters page when it came out though. It was hilarious. People weren't happy.
I love it.
some Japanese import La Tristesse single that cost about £25 and also has the really awful original version of Tennessee where they play it about twice as fast as they're capable of. good stuff.
I'm not as 4 real as you.
i was 10 when it came out here.
I ONLY LOVE MY WATCH AND MY SNAKE SKIN SHOOOO-OOOOOES
that we can both quote these lyrics, to be honest.
MSP 4 LYFE.
MY PERSONALITY IS HELD TOGETHER WITH SELLOTAPE