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like counting bits of paper...
a waste compacter with about 3 months of rubish in it. My punishment for turning up late and still drunk
especially when your manager decides to give out balloons, which the children amusingly use to 'bash' you on the head.
they might come back to haunt you
It's easy. Just don't breathe on any interviewees...
but then teaching is crap even when you are feeling fine
Driving a tractor
Call Centre Work
Crash Test Dummy
A driller of roads and big holes
Driving a submarine (do you drive or steer?)
Loing distance lorry driver
Beer (or any alcoholic beverage) taster.
i once got pulled up for still being drunk in the morning when working at a call centre. it was brilliant. Apparently they'd been listening to my calls for half an hour trying not to laugh.
the tomato and basil rolls sorted me out, but just cooking the cheese and onion ones reminded me i'd only had two hours sleep and i still smelled like dark rum.
working in a bakery hungover sucks!!!
and mowing the lawn.
you can actually go in without a hangover and come out feeling like you injected something into your eyeballs the previous night.
with hyperactivte kids there
involves sitting on the toilet and emptying your bowels.