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like the delightful scent of lemony loveliness emanating from the ball things that you play with in a urinal.
of your own farts. Especially in bed. Or is that just me?
That's disgusting. Men are yuk. Especially when they shove your head under the duvet covers and make you smell them
and fart ON you :'(
Or slap you across the face with their salty belongings
is the BEST bit.
luckily no-ones ever done that to me.
testicles are so foul
*whistles and keeps on walking*
who just happens to be attached to you.
Squeezing them together and making them talk.
also works well on cold days. Little uncomfortable at first but it gets better.
boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.
I call them Pat and Frank
I'll do that more often.
either playing or watching.
I'll change my vote to "teasing moronic girls over the interwubs"
I don't envy you, pieces_of_reece.
with a grin like mine?
In the world of facial expressions, I'm presently five up on everyone.
of holding your own boob while watching tely.
pelvic floor exercises
Ah fond memories of school and puberty,
And Jimmy Bullard's grin
scratching around at Bradford v Mansfield.
Alan 'Smudger' Smith's sardonic wit.
It 'going in off the beans on toast'.
i just land on top bitch
if i do say so myself
are you like, the post reviewwer or something?
all i've seen you post all day is ^ *something*
But revision means I can only really be bothered to do that.
not using make-up.
i was 18
24 hour shucking please!!! :D
throw just like a girl.
I didn't even have to take lessons.
without having to clean it up off the wall/body/toilet seat/ duvet covers.
Ok i think it's time I kept quiet.
its more of a fortress realy.
wank sock is for, though.
people talking to your tits
now fuck off, come back, and then fuck off again.
into my life every day. i love it.
talk to your tits, and then demean you, all via the medium of text.
I don't think it came across very well :(
i am so attracted to you right now. wanna talk to my tits some more?
my place or yours?
joke ive heard a girl say is sexist in one form or another.
actually no. i'm not typing anymore
on day three of a festival, or after a really long bike ride on a hot day...
And is starting to dress like a character out of Dallas
Saying that, I'd probably slip one in the Romford Pele given half the chance...
but i'm guessing it isn't too nice...
"Winnet removal can be a painful process involving the removal of much hair and possibly even drawing blood for the hard men, others stand under the shower "
brilliant, brilliant, brilliant post!
who are you? i like your style
'I just won on a reverse forecast'
aiming your piss in the toilet so as to dislodge encrusted shit/toilet paper/ whatever else happens to be in your toilet.
a pleasure uniquely enjoyed by men for sure
there's gloops of blue in the bottom of a urinal, and you pee in and can watch the pee quickly turn green before it disappears
to add this. It's a disgustingly brilliant game.
is a hell of a shout
Holla at ya pissflaps
I'm mildly disgusted at this phrase. coming from a "lady" as well.
is that someone felt the need to waste £30 worth of alcohol so quickly.
that there was some kind of monetary reward riding on it
as it's only one piece....
how does that relate to microwave cooking?
...you don't microwave your underwear?
random drunk chats with people you don't know in pub/club toilets...i hear boy's toilets have a no conversation policy
i thought i was abnormal lol
a) you are not attracted to the other person
b) not enjoying it
d) in a back alley
e) have less than a minute to spare
most guys a very much aware of goodness of this, or, at least, the non-niceness of the alternative.
warming/drying yourself with a hairdryer post-shower
Mans last pleasure.
especially when hungover.
Multiple orgasms... and the fact you can use a toy so's not to soil your hand is bloooooody amazing if u ask me
in honeycombed briefs.