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i'm not that much of a skank.
i just think it's funny.
I bussed all the way from Toronto to Vancouver, and then from Vancouver to San Diego.
I only feared for my life on 3 occasions.
I doubt it. I mean, he'd have told us, right?
Just coz they're less well off they deserve to die. OK, I guess this was meant to be ironic or something but it's just sad.
The one about the first guy to take over the feminist movement is brilliant
I pulled a stripper in a Revelstoke truck-stop thanks to that fine service!
In California they refer to buses as 'Loser Cruisers'...hmmm....classless society, right?
I didn't meet any strippers though. One long journey I was trapped between a terminally ill teenager on his last bus journey and an agoraphobic hyper-Christian Princess Diana obsessive who was on the first trip away from her house in 8 years.
It was fun.
I love the onion.
it was full of noisy mexicans. who put their chairs right back so it crushed your legs.
sleeves to reveal prison tattos, pulled a nine from your waistband and told them things were gonna get real fucked up unless they gave you a reasonable amount of legroom, right?!
threaten to knife me on the bus to Vegas because I accidentally touched his leg. I then had to spend 3 hours sat next to him in stony silence. Ace.
National Express, but, apart from a few routes in the West of Scotland and the Thames Valley, that sort of thing doesn't tend to happen!
have the facial complexion of someone in their mid thirties.
although when I say "pulled a nine from my waistband", iMean "an iPod"... and when I say "told them things we5re gonna get real fucked up" iMean turned MyPod up really loud so it might annoy them...
if there's one thing that the people of Mexico most fear it's an iPod playlist packed with semi-obscure mid nineties indie pop!
apple WHORE! ;)