I WORK IN AN OFFICE AND IT'S MY CHRISTAMS MEAL TODAY AND THE AMBULANCE PEOPLE ARE EXPECTING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH A LOT OF DRUNK PEOPLE TONIGHT BECAUSE ME AND MY COLLEAGUES AS WELL AS EVERY OTHER OFFICE WORKER WHO ENJOYS A DRINK ARE MORE LIKELY TO ENJOY TOO MUCH DRINK TODAY AT ANY OTHER TIME

SO WHAT ARE YOUR OFFICE DOING TONIGHT? AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO BE FOUND BY THE AMBULANCE PEOPLE?