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I WILL PROBABLY MAKE A THREAD CALLED "I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BROAD" AND THAT WILL BE MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT OF THE DAY!
that's my 'schtick'!
I WILL PROBABLY ASK SOMEONE ELSE TO MAKE A THREAD CALLED "I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BROAD" AND WHEN THEY DO IT, THAT WILL BE MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT OF THE DAY!
EVERY TIME I EAT A CHORIZO SANDWICH I LAUGH TO MYSELF ABOUT HOW FUNNY I AM!
AND I'M BORED
I giggle about this board. Even when I'm not on it.
it validates my existence.
Write my CV
Should I text her?
Today's football thread
That f*cking mini advert
Place to eat/drink/do stuff in London
AND TEXTED HER TELLING HER I LOVED HER. DO I STILL HAVE A CHANCE?!?!???!???
Go straight to the Maccabees board as punishment. Do not pass the music board, do not collect £600.
I MISS THE MACCABEES BOARD!
AND I LIVE IN LONDON!
AND I'M AN OFFICE WORKER!
AND I'M THE UPPER END OF WORKING CLASS BORDERLINE MIDDLE CLASS!
ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE DiSSERS!
MY BOYFRIEND IS A DiSSER!
I AM SECTION/VIEW/23'S DREAM!
is actually true about me.
until i got to the boyfriend thing, of course. if i had the ability to have a boyfriend though, it would probably/likely be a disser.
to my milhouse. x
and bamos is homer?
it works too well
in that amount of detail. i didn't want to scare the girl!
your supervillain name?
i'm going to start some CRAZY THREADS!
METHS IS NO LONGER FUNNY TO ME!
going to go to a fancy dress party as Guntrip ... What a brilliant idea!
I even switched to Pepsi and Qibla cola for a while but the pity is that coke is the best of them by far. The rest all fall short and that is tragically selfish of me.
PEOPLE HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST 200 POSTS BEFORE I WILL SLEEP WITH THEM
people need to have 200 posts before they find me somehow irresistable
and made a music thread!
90% of the content of conversations I have with my significant other consists of anecdotes nicked from DiS
I think of Bamos as a 'friend' even though i've only met him twice
you're making me sad
on one of those occasions, you did both dance to drowning pool. if that doesn't leave an eternal bond, i don't know what does.
What else are friends for!?
Why should I replace them!?
I'm really looking forward to Zonino 3!
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO REGULARS AND CONFUSING TO NEWCOMERS!
NOW I DON'T.
NOW I DON'T!
I SLAGGED HER OFF IN PUBLIC!
NOW WE DON'T SPEAK!
HER FRIENDS MIGHT READ THIS!
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN.
it's only with people i fancy, sorry :(
I FANCY EVERYONE!
I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD!!
I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD AND I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT PEOPLE
I CONVERSE WITH LYLE AT 5AM IN THE MORNING WHEN NO-ONE ELSE IS ONLINE!
I'VE TOLD JASMINE PEARSON SHE'S REALLY TALL WHEN I MET HER!
a normal post from you!
I DONT HAVE ANY REAL FRIENDS!
I GET DRUNK ON MY BIRTHDAY AND LEAVE INCOHERENT MESSAGES ON FULLEROVS MYSPACE!
oh just me then...
He loves me for it.
i meant facebook. no-one uses myspace anymore. it's for looooooo-oooosers.
HE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROFL AND LOL!
^so much right now
and telling the world?
Well done!!! :D
We all love Shucks!
[for 'real life' read 'facebook']
ALL DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY...
yet no-one who doesn't post on the football thread will ever have heard of me. niche. very niche.
EVERYTHING I DO IS IRONIC!
man, that explains a LOT.
i met her through livejournal, not DiS. TOTAL PLUS TWELVETY WIN POINT MEGA TIME!!!!
you get worse by the day. x
at least we'll soon be on the same level!
please don't tell me that :(
I'VE SEEN LOADS OF DISSERS IN REAL LIFE AND BEEN TO SCARED TO TALK TO THEM!
I'VE BEEN TO VISIT AND LONDON AND GOT SO DRUNK I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT IT
I REPLY TO MY OWN POSTS!
WE LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD!
I have a house made of 10,000 posts
I get a thrill
From the words "Look who's popular"
I fancy people
I've never seen
I live on the social board
And I trade on the announcements
I know Pocket Mouse better
Than my neighbours and parents
My spreadsheets are suffering
But I don't mind
Someone just gave me a deserved ^5
I go on the music board
But it's not as good
I go outside
I live on the social board
And I'll die in the Ricky Otto thread
Once in a while I meet up with people here
It's fun like a video game is
Because I'm not really there
Because I live
Because I live
Because I live on the social board
We'll live and die on these boards...
COUNTDOWN TO HOMETIME: 4 YEARS
While "Glow" was considered their breaktrough album, and "Place Your Hands" earning them a track at every student night around the country from day one of release through till God knows when, i would like to know if you think the same as me. I believe they were more than a one trick pony.
"Replenish" was a fantastic album and "Rides" was pretty fucking special. I am ignoring the travesty that was the 2 "new" tracks on "Together" due to label commitments.