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high five? was she of age? is it important to say she was blonde? was there no underwear whatsoever? was it down to wind or binoculars?
in the basement. she was there, bent over, loading the machine. her trousers had considerably fallen down.
HOLY SHIT MY LIFE ALMOST BECAME A PORNO AND I WAS TOO STUPID TO NOTICE
? (why did I look in this thread?)
she was in the laundry room in the basement.
and i do not believe she is psychic...
then your life was not likely to suddenly go all prono then now was it?
for a moment I thought you were implying it was one of those moments when someone deliberately offers you something and its only 12 hours later that it dawns on you as to what you missed
i hate you.
opportunity this week for your life to become a porno...make good use...
so... brendon canning WILL give in to my advances?!?
brendan's scene will be all broken up after you have canned all over his socials
it was hott too
i WILL kill you both.
anyway i never talk about that dickhead....
that your immediate reaction was to go and post about it on the internet
where else can i brag about these things, eh?
she happens to be my best mate, so i cracked to ole 'so you wanna be a builder?' joke, so she hit me in the bollocks.
she stopped there.
that would have been a happy ending...
men on tubes with camera phones with the clicky turned off, i'm obsessed with looking for pervs on escalators. particularly wear skirts every day at work.