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and are you really THAT handy?
gunners, you should SERIOUSLY try this.
i bet it works
"need someone to moan at you and/or make fun of your foibles? all i want in return is sex!" would get many responses.
A teetotal Sarah Jessica Parker fan’s perfect night in.
and still going
You wanted someone to have a look at your plumbing?"
thats the best part.
and its shitrapecarpet (all one word)
Still, correction noted.
I am the worlds worst communicator!
I forgot I'd said that to you on Sunday. I apologise, again.
and I have 2 female flatmates in credit
just kidding <:) i'm very hyper
yeah i am. wanna fight?
What are the stipulations?
"top them up"?
go to the pay point
then insert the key into the slot
and not very much money . . . .
what for free and no sex?
Have another look at your contract.
unfortunately one man can only do so much.
the clue is in the name
to paint her tonsils as well.