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near Reading station please
he gets killed by the one who can fuck at the speed of light
Woolies? Smiths? A High Street store?
Marmalade's from Scotland, Rugs from Pakistan
Mexico has jumping beans and cars are from Japan
Clowns are from the circus, barking comes from dogs
Eggs come from a chicken and log cabins come from logs
Where do they make balloons?
New York has tall buildings, New Jersey has its malls
Pisa has a leaning tower will it ever fall
The ocean has the fishes
London has a tower
In Holland they have windmills , lots of banks and pretty flowers
Balloooooons. Ballooooons. Balloooooons. Balloooooons
Spaghetti is from China but Italians make it best
Ants can make an anthill and monkeys make a nest
Hungary isn't hungry
And French fries aren't from France
Turkeys aren't from Turkey â- they can't fly but they can dance
failing that nip towards town- maybe try the spooky sainsburys? (Not the metro- the other one..)
so smiths it is hopefully, cheers
At the top of Caversham Road near TGIs on the station-festival route.