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What’s your favourite variety of undergarment?
I'm in pain right now. It's like someone just grated my bell.
and doesn't the metal produce mass shrinkage in winter?
i love the way boxers have that little hole in them and cheeky willies poke through and you can prod them for jokes
most definitely not cool.
That's not funny.
I'd say she's proved that prodding willies is fun.
It still hurts. Emotionally.
I understand it now.
when you can
i <3 Cyanide & Happiness
(OK - two)
*pulls really hard*
*clutches at groin*
*passes out from pain*
I wish I hadn't given away such delicate personal data so early on.
In solidarity, I feel the urge to inform you and every other person here that as I was walking to work today, my penis somehow found its way out of the correct area of my boxers and wound up poking down one side of my leg.
Cue gradual semi.
Hate it when that happens. But if it hadn't, well, I wouldn't be the man I am today...
is one of the worst things, liek, EVER. maybe.
WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO? too much fiddling and you look like a sex offender. but do nothing and you run the risk of having a raging boner in skinny jeans! yikes!
but still. thats just a worst case scenario - ordinary jeans/trousers still aren't good!
I know! You have to walk it off!
is bloody annoying, but it makes things a bit more interesting when walking around the station, trying to hide it
in Paddington station last week.
Let me tell you now - there is NOWHERE to go where there is no-one that can see you! I just had to find a quiet spot and wait it out...
it's blue! Bad news - my boobs have got smaller, good news - I can now buy bras everywhere.
i wish my moobs would shrink
i completely forgot about that :D
"Convert your conventional PC into a state of the art, computerised probing station!"
I just wanted to share that with you.
That sounds like boutique PCs for paedophiles.
"Groom that 12 year old in absolute security..."
but damn it, he gets results!
Together, they are...Meat & Jizz!
We need to make that show.
Then it can branch out on its own and we can make millions from it.
I always pay for my urine escape episodes with Mastercard.