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what's THAT about?
how many vodka red bulls have you had???
before you fill it in
i hope they like the nice story i'm writing about a pony for point 6!
had let us do the exam for that :(
we had one period a week set over for 'general studies'. i took a course in "pre-millennial tension", where we talked about conspiracy theories with one a geography teachers who clearly liked his weed. good stuff.
the reason that i'm still doing my hellish, shit-infested job is that i don't think i could face another war and peace sized application chunk. i'd rather DIE.
why do you think i'm filling it out when i'm slightly drunk?
Can you give me examples of where I have demonstrated competence in;
B2.1 ANALYSIS AND USE OF EVIDENCE
B2.2 FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT
B2.3 PEOPLE MANAGEMENT/WORKING WITH COLLEAGUES AND CUSTOMERS
B2.4 PROGRAMME & PROJECT MANAGEMENT/DELIVERING RESULTS & CONTINUOUS IMPROVEMENT
B2.6 STRATEGIC THINKING/WIDER PERSPECTIVE
and i will do it.
and by "do it", i mean compose nice stories about horses doing those things.
horses named tom.
I love you.
I'm thinking of writing down my plan for world domination.
It will involve a lot of robots.
"and that is horse the UK can increase it's share on both worldwide oil assests and worldwide taco assets by 2020"
involving a lot of heroin?
for membership at shoreditch house today. there's a fucking intrusive heffer of an application form! "how would your friends describe you?". how long.
what you're on about.
application form for membership. it's really long and intrusive. shoreditch house: www.shoreditchhouse.com
"What makes you laugh? (approximately 10 words)"
This application form. No need to use the other seven.