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stand up downstairs when the top deck is half empty.
at stops that are not mine - extending my journey time considerably!!
though this might only be a night-bus thing.
I'm a bottom stander. The top deck belongs to the chav
goes through westminster. it's mostly filled with people who work for the government.
like, so so much.
proper to start worrying about. Why would this annoy you?!
it just annoys me. as it happens on my bus ALL the time. you have to push past people who look and get angry as you do so, to find a space, then go upstairs and see that the top deck is empty.
don't push me fuckwit, i'm having an extremely bad day.
top deck = risk of abuse/mugging/physical harm.
and then wont move up to the seat by the window when you want to sit down.
People with smelly food.
People's oyster cards not being topped up so that make that beeping noise but they walk on anyway and the driver doesn't stop them. PAY YOU CUNTS.
The 149 bus in general.
Drunks who get on at the back on a night bus then act like the world owes them a favour when the bus stops and they refuse to get off.
and then give you a dirty look when you bump into them.
God I love ranting about public transport. Best day on the Social board ever.
I tend to stamp on their toes as I go past.
simply rotates when you want to get off, I say make a point of bumping into them. It's the only way they'll learn...
the empty oyster card thing! WTF? They literally don't ever say anything about it! Its a bit sad that bus drivers are probably too scared of getting stabbed to say anything.
i didn't have any cash to pay, so sort of just stood there looking a bit lost, wondering whether or not i should get off the bus.
i don't think the driver was scared of me stabbing him though, considering i'm not exactly a very scary looking person.
he probably just couldn't be bothered to kick me off the bus.
like every 3 seconds, on packed nightbuses.
i never do this. honest.
i was on a bus once when this happened and the busdriver went ballistic and refused to let anyone off.
because of that. Fun when you're in fucking Camden.
You just reminded me of the greatest bus journey EVER. We were coming back from a Boston Arms Buff Medways night quite blotto, and outside the venue we started singing Shellac 'Didn't we deserve a look at you the way you really are' and it eventually mutated into a stamp/dance along buh buh buh buh buh buh annoying singing/shouting thing. We carried it on to the top deck of the N134 where some Spanish people joined in with us and we danced and sang around the top deck, jumping over the seats people getting naked etc...was amazing...driver obviously got screwing but every time he'd stop and tell us off we'd sit down and then get straight back up. Literally the most fun ever. Culminated in him throwing everyone off the bus in Camden! Which was fine because I lived in Camden at the time!! Great great great fucking bus times!
yet only pay for one ticket.
Start fights (though this can sometimes be a source of entertainment)
Moan about how quiet everyone is and how people should 'fucking cheer up'. It's a SUNDAY NIGHT for cock's sake! I've got work in 6 hours time!
taking those chav dogs on and then feeding them a can of dog food on a newspaper. Shouldn't they be banned anyway or is that for another thread??
put my phone on loudspeaker. The next person to blast me with some terrible tinny crap on a bus gets an earful of Radio 4.
best idea ever
Blast some John Humphrys all over their ears.
That winds me up for some reason.
or people who do?
of buses in london because it makes it too hard to say thanks to the driver. it is contributing to a wholesale hollowing out of the little public civility London had...
no buses outside of london have the middle door thing...
In normal places the door is at the front, and saying thank you is possible.
when their keys make annoying sounds.
Sit on your outside seat, right before you want to get off. That ALWAYS happens.
Take ages paying the bus driver.
Get on/off when you are running late.
Any of those piss me off ^
and start talking to the person behind you, forcing you to pretty much hang your head or constantly look out the window, to avoid staring at them.
And when they hang their arms right in front of your face, to the point where you just want to kill them.
anyone else on a bus should be outlawed? ;-D
I love empty buses :P
hello, going anywhere nice?
My hobby is annoying people on buses. You?
my hobby is starting conversations with strange men on busses
playing shit music and smoking really strong weed.intimidates the fuck out of everyone.this happens everytime i get a bus
*puts on ipod and looks out for suspicious looking packages*
thats pretty much what bus journeys are nowa days, no?
but I always get the guys holding suspcious looking packages or those who clearly dont know what shower gel is.
or somewhere you can easily make eye contact on the sly, next to you is a bit obvious
There were two Jamaican men taking the piss out of everything they saw (except me)
On Games Workshop: "Haha Sad Men go there. No girls for them"
On an old lady coming upstairs: "Sit down quick before the bus moves and you fall down"
It wasn't annoying though. I RESPECT people who talk in a shouting volume.
sound like the best people ever!!!
They also talked about something run by their friend called the 'office'
I suspect it might have been drug-related
mugging sleepy drunk people
choosing to stand right at the front of the fucking bus so that everyone has to push past to get off
But a few years ago I was with some friends and we were roughed up on the top deck of the Old Street-Hackney bus by a large group of unsavoury teenagers. My female friend was groped and my male friends hit (I was ungroped and unhit. Should I be offended by this?). You're more isolated up there, and as there's only the driver, much less shit things will happen if you're downstairs, and you can get off easily.
and agree with them to an extent, but i'm not talking about night buses specifically. people do it in the middle of the day.
...that really fucks the journey up I find.