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pretty much never funny?
apart from that guy who rang in to steve wright saying that Peter File and Jenny Taylor were getting married.
who either of those people are.
-pretty funny? / - pretty simpsonsesque?
"well, it looks like Peter File is going to get all the Jenny Taylor he can handle!" or similar.
He read out a message along the line of:
'A message to Mike Hock. Stop messing around. You need to get back to work spreading muck!'
Actually genuinely funny.
bu tnot always.
see: jerky boys. arrrre you coming to pick me up? you fucking bastard guy`
I do a very good romanian accent.
*replays earlier phone conversation with Gheorghe Haji in head*
Let me count the ways.
The perfect crime! Except stabbing someone 4 billion times would take more time than I have.
you just had one then?
It was pretty funny. I was 14...
also, are you STILL at work?
Yes. I have a really, really shit week coming up next week. The good news is, I've listened to Handsome Furs' cover of "The Other Side of Mt. Heart Attack" about two dozen times in a row. I think I'm in love.
i need money to buy a ticket to see them..
The alternative is that we ask if they want to do a gig. Yeah? Yeah!
how much thou art missed :(
Best last post in a stupid thread ever? I think so.
I'm gonna start referring to Guntrip as Poirot in homage.
Funnyvoiced 'Hello, is PHILIP there, please?' = unimaginative and boring.
However, looking through the phonebook, and ringing all the "Mr Gay"s up and asking for them is very good fun.
Also: Simspons ones.
SO yeah. You're very wrong.
when they're properly done = perfect.
I've heard some great ones in the past. My friend rang up a Chinese takeaway and said he had a Morse Code message for them. My other friend started bleeping down the phone. Then they asked if they required a translation for a charge of £5, and they were like 'yes please'. It went on. Got funnier.
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
Oh, wait a minute..