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i want a game where to get to skillyfully manage a robot uprising, establishing yourself in the face of human opposition, before going on a genocidal rampage to KILL! ALL! HUMANS!
imagine it! "you have eliminated the nation of Germany, with a death toll of 80 million humanoids. Scouts report that some refugees are hiding in the mountains of Bavaria. They are unarmed. Do you wish to use Kill Squads or napalm?"
incredible.
bump
pump*
fucking a
lets get a petition going
im srs
http://www.petitiononline.com/create_petition.html
like some kind of terminator-meets-command & conquer?
um...
?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroy_All_Humans!
not a strategy game tho
gets dull quickly
robots > aliens
plus, that game (as i understand it) has humour in it. i demand no humour, just cold, calculating logic. and brutality.
this thread had several hundred replies before
including loads of quality Bamos. a sad day :(
WHAT
fuck that thread must have been awesome
pork pie tycoon
i was in currys a few weeks ago and found a School Tycoon
so i can't imagine this idea is far off
Or its competitor
Theme Pasty.
It'll feature more humour, and pasties, but will lack something on the gameplay front.
oh my! I love a pork pie...
I can only imagain what the game would be like
you're satan
and you have to try and corrupt individuals,families,nations,the world.
not just out and out satanism either,but also cutting phone lines,making faulty infrastructure,you know,making people angrier and angrier about life untill some snap and go on killing sprees
This thread was incredible
:(
Grand theft Ohio
Carjack entire states.
Or 'Grand theft walrus' as in the simpsons would be ace.
SIMsewer
like
the episode of futurama that was just on?
check the date
still, i assume you mean the mother's day one?
Greeting Card: Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
Bender: Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
Greeting Card: No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!
Bender: Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
sorry :(
but with the amount of times the episode is shown it could be valid.
or the other one with giant bender.
Bender: I came to this planet with one dream...To kill all humans...And this is how it ends? Who is the real 500-ton metal monster? Not I...Not...I
or something like that..
I wish I could remember some of the best ones
then I could copy them and become King of DIS!
Some of my best work was in this thread. DAMN YOU, WORLD.
bamos can you remember any of it?
Gladys Might!!!
I want a game
where you can be yourself in a virtual life.
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL IN ANYWAY?
</blue pill>
you need to get off the meat sugar
Rumble Chicken
Julio's Big Day At The Farm
Theme Feet
Inspect Your Face 5
Sponge Olympics
Garfield Visits Carlisle 7
Diana Ross's Snooker Challenge
Bread And Butter War
Guns And Hoses
Fatima Whitbread's Womb
Fallopian Express
Legends of Drool
Speed Fist 9
good work appleby
you're closing the gap in our post counts!
Caution! Securicor Vehicle Reversing!
^hero.
:D
:D :D :D :D
i havent laughed this hard since... well, yesterday when you were cracking me up.
You should try pitching some of these to EA Sports and stuff.
^ my favourite
:D
Good work everyone!
Surfing Staplers
i used to have a farm simulator
for the SNES. it was more fun than you'd think.
kill squads.
all the way
i agree
if they're hiding in caves, the napalm won't do much.
Dr Quackenstein
Frasier Cranium 4: DRAIN UR BRAIN
Superior Race
HilarioKart
Methstris
Monkey Pong: the poopening
Dennis Taylor Fishing
Legend of the mystical ginger
Command and Conkers
Wut tha bloodclot
HAMMERFIST!!!!
Liza Minelli's Bridge to despair
Sonic the hedgefund manager
Cloppy and twatfarm
:D
Monkey Pong 2: The Bloodening
About bloody time
50 posts to get a The Bloodening? If this was a fire drill we'd all be dead
Assemble Outside Pizza Hut
Worst computer game ever.
this thread is literally killing me
its a good thing everyone senior in my office is either on holiday or gone home.
EA Accountancy Jam 07
Get those tax forms filed before the fast approaching end of the fiscal year!
Theme Accountancy Firm
has a lot of mileage i feel.
Hitler's Tea Party
Hash Brown Manager
Gary Sinese's Acting Challenge
Milk O'Clock
Going To Stanno's
What If God Was One Of Us?
Joan of Tarp
Daley Thompson's Priesthood 2
Toaster Repair Master
Salt Wars
Naked Lunch - The Game
Gynaecology Jam 07
.
most of my day will be spent playing Tomb Raider Anniversary.
her boobs are a bit lame. i would have added more shadow.
When I was 10 I planned, in detail, a game version of dennis the menace
^ What David Brent would say
.
I genuinly did, though.
Pro Evolution Knockers
Facepuncher
Post-It Note Challenge!
Prolapse Vacation
Windmill Manager '07
Facepuncher 2: Facepunching NOW!
Frisbee World Cup
Elastic Band Collector 4
Bin Man World
BIG NASTY GUNS #7
Golf Ball Collector
Theme Wig Seller
Milk Float Grand Prix 3
Leg Shaving Championships
Cat Kicker (beta)
Chris Packham's Pacman Pro
:D
Sonic Vs Hitler
Super Mario World 10: We're Making So Much Fucking Money Out Of This I Drive To Work In A Car Made Entirely Of Cash
Theme Leprosy
:D
"you have applied for permission to build your new landfill site in Hyde Park.... DENIED! you have applied for permission to build your new landfill site in Luton.... GRANTED!"
Dairy Farmer
"should I go organic?"
"TB outbreak!"
Global Warming Profiteer
.
Ketsunsisibobu: revenge;nemisis
an "epic" rpg involving one man's quest to rescue to dragon of dagosoth by killing evil warlock digoooof with the axe of greased lightning.
Dr Who's Sonic Screwdriver Challenge
Rape Catcher
Total Scientology 2007
Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen's Flowery Drapes World Championship
Chicken Counter 2
:D
Asylum Detention Centre Manager '07
Prog Synthesizer Hero
.
Where's Maddy?
.
This possibly in production
as we speak
I just spat tea everywhere
A cumulative ":D" to the team.
EA Sports: Village Fete
Hosepipe Ban 1995
:D
Michael Fish's Black Monday
Nun Hunt
Steve Davis's UNESCO World Heritage Site Graffitti Tag Challenge
Facepuncher 3: 'AVE IT!!!!! (Chav Version)
Congestion Charge: Pay With A Veangeance
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Score a goal: extreme football
two points: extreme basketball
Bounce it over the net: extreme volleyball
George Bush Spellathon
Cabbage Hurling Pro Challenge
Fat Bastard Olympics 1998
Rapist: How Many Can You Get?
actually exists
Operation: Genocide
2am Kebab Shop Fighter
Sewer Cleaner
Subway Customer 07
Up + quarter circle + 'Italian Herb & Cheese'
Dubai Call Centre Challenge
Tiger Wood's pro golf: mild tedium
Jim Davidson: Survival in Africa
Boy Scout Touching 2: Attack of the Woggle
High Street Precinct Charity Volunteer Avoidance 2007
Pro Lager Drinker '94
The Senior Citizen Collection
for XBOX 360
- MarioKart (wheelchair edition)
- Funeral Planner
- Incontinence!
- When I Was A Lad...
- Incontinence 2: The Bloodening (eww)
- DEATH
- DEATH expansion pack - The Afterlife
Agnes' Plant Pot challenge
International 'Sorry, Wrong Number' Madness
Sniff My Gash
Julian Clarey's Beauty Parlour: When Graham Norton Visits....
Donna Summer presents "I'm Coming Out"
Theme Indie Festival 98
Grand Theft Happy Shopper
Scientology: The Game
Switchboard manager
Chorizo Sandwich Tycoon (bamos edition)
Gordon Freeman Plays The Bongos
Exit The Wizard
:D
:D :D
Setting Things On Fire Manager 05
Masters of Socks
HNS: Testicular Cancer Checker 2007
Theme GUM Clinic
Shoreditch Socialite Snortarama
Starving Incestuous Locksmiths: The Game! (now with free CD!)
You Smely Nice
Theme Glue Sniffer
Ghoul v Fishplums
Theme Crack Den
Ray Parlour's Barber Shop: The Valdarama Edition
Kicking Edith Bowman
Theme The Guy That Does Voice Overs For Movies
Pat Sharp Haircut Salon Manager '89
Danger Wank 2007
Wii-exclusive
Smoking Spliffs Outside Asda
Ricky Otto's
Football Extravaganza 2008
Norisobuki Blind Dance Date!
Kajawa-san's Upskirts Camera Phone
Jumpin Jaks Music Manager
Sensible Lawn Bowls
VK+ :Night of Vomiting
Lego Builder: Genitalia Edition
Facepuncher 4: CRUNCH TIME!
Where on Earth is Carmen Elektra?
Grand Theft Auto
Sesame Street Edition
Snookerball Polisher 6
Thread Killer: Ulitmate PC Edition
Hangin' Outside MaccyDs: Souped Up Maxi-Wheels Edition
Super Apartheid II: Championship Edition
.
Bargain Hunt!
Interactive DVD Game
Namedropping: The adventures of an It Girl losing her brown wings
Sim Tree
Cockett & Pullett
Hollyoaks Accent Finder Millennium Edition
Beard Manager:
Bamos Edition
Colin Farrell's Ultimate Swearing Championship
Air Traffic Control:
Christmas Office Party Edition
Theme Hamster Fancier
Brookside Video Horder 3
Meths vs Maths SOLID BRONZE SHARK editon; with free
can
Russell Crowe's Paparazzi Assault
Sensible Paper Round
Euro Edition
God vs Allah
Winona Ryder Ultimate Shoplifting Experience
Penis Helmet: Over The Top!
Pauly Shore's Pro Acting 3: The 'Buuuuuddddddddddddddyyyyyyy' edition
Sales Exec: "Bosh! In We Go!" Edition
Machete: A Rwandan Adventure
condecendathon 5
SPEEDWAY PENIS POLICE
DOSDOYJETSKI
Del Boy falling through the bar
Pol Pot's Alphabet Cluedo
Paul Potts' Alphabetti Spaghetti
:D
I should not be laughing
Concrete Slalom with Princess Di
Princess Anne: Full Throttle
World of Hobbycraft
Death Stoat III
Trolley Fighter: Steel Dawn
Carlton Palmer's Virtual World of Happy Slapping
'Philes!
PLASTIC ACTION GLIDER MAKER 8
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!
I'M UNBELIEVABLY AMUSED!
Theres just been a new trailer for it
It's actually gonna be released, I think
GTFO 5
Sitting Down 3: Return of the Numb Arse
Running Over Squirrels In My Souped Up Golf Buggy
Kicking Tramps: Make Sure You Get His Dog Too
Cumming Quietly 7: Tactical Espionage Action
Biffy Clyros Cameras IX: Warped!
Tetanus Booster
..
Rabies Simulator
..
Super Herpes Infect
..
I'm bored now. Nothing's going to beat Speed Fist 9 or Fallopian Express. The bar was set too high!
Cost Cutter: The Bloodening
<3
Dead Or Alive 9: No More Guys, Only Jiggle
June Sarpong's Pong Pro 2009
I don't think a thread has made me laugh this much
for a long time.
Good work all.
brilliant.
It actually is
I was literally crying a little reading the first 100 or so replies
Good work all.
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRuHIOskFqQ
Need For Speed 4 - Turbo Gash
Cock in Hand Olympics
Henry Tudor Skiing
Aggressive Stepdad III
Great bump for justice
beat me to it. :D
Collostomy Bag Despair 6
ennui's revenge.
David Cameron's Labour Stronghold Council Seat Tory Challenge 2010.
David Cameron's Question Time bottlers.
Alastair Campbell's Anchor Goader
Captain Horse Litter Collection
Manager Manager 2010
Spacky Racing
Super Mongo Ball 2 - The Wettening
Sim City: Planning Application Edition
you don't get to zone land (for that you need Sim City: Land Zoning Megapack), you get to carefully review planning applications whilst monitoring local feedback. Kickback Expansion pack not included.
Sim Council: Extreme Paranoid Nutcase Email Edition
Acquaintance Avoider
^ have that as an App and you'll be minted.
Dog Raper
John Higgins Snooker 2010