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myleene klass held in Russia as political prisoner.
not to mention your title is slightly innacurate =(
'Former Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona and her baby daughter have been held captive by armed burglars at their home in Wilmslow.'
and her baby daughter? that's not lol. she might be a stupid tart but she doesn't deserve that...
calling her daughter a stupid tart?
she wouldn't return my affections.
that's not very funny at all.
it sounds pretty terrifying and un-fun.
is that in any way funny?
and she might be kiled!!!!!111
than a knife to her and her baby.
isnt that where wayne rooney lives too? is it a place for rich people and the royal london group?
it's not particularly funny, but i'm not sure how much sympathy i can have when "KERRY: MY HOSTAGE NIGHTMARE" will be splashed across the front of some awful celebrity gossip magazine next week.
maybe we can be critical AFTER the event.
They're just printing Guntrip's plans in advance?
SCOOP! Guntrip to hold 'pop star' hostage.
Guntrip will also be drinking in Soho.
Guntrip will be attending Oxfordshire fashion-fest TRUCK.
"KERRY: MY BABY MURDERED BY ARMED ROBBERS."
which yeah. would not be so funny.
let's wait and see what happens before the lols begin!
The Cheshire Police spokeswoman said: "They were not harmed but were left shaken by their ordeal."
the first time i opened the link, only the first paragraph of the story showed for some reason.
ok, but it's still not exactly hilarious.
I don't get it. Do you think this is a publicity stunt? Horrible story.
and the quote was 'held postage'.